| PRINGLE DROPS A BOMBSHELL (on Georgina) |
| This is the most accurate re-inactment of an actual event I could remember. The time is Thursday afternoon. The place is the Australian Technology Park Redfern. GEORGINA goes to the front of the 2nd violins to see their bowings. PRINGLE moves to the front. PRINGLE: (staring intently at GEORGINA’s arse) These bowings are hard aren’t they? GEORGINA: (clearly distracted by Raj’s sexy glasses) um…yes… PRINGLE: Yeah, we should have a tutorial together sometime. I mean…to get this all right…and maybe I’ll buy you a drink…(feverishly searches pockets for his ID) maybe an alcoholic one… GEORGINA: Raj…(quickly correcting herself) I mean right… LATER that evening… (PRINGLE invites GEORGINA to his apartment. They are outside some random place. He gives her a kiss.) GEORGINA: I hear you’re part of a rock band – turns me on. PRINGLE: Yeah. It’s gonna make me famous one day. GEORGINA: What’s it called again…”You’re mum’s a Pringle?” PRINGLE: No, it’s “your mum’s a puffin?” GEORGINA: As in the bird? Or smoking- PRINGLE: The bird. (slience) GEORGINA: Aren’t you going to invite me in? PRINGLE: Well, I really want to but… GEORGINA: I knew it! You’re gay! I should’ve known from your shoes! PRINGLE: It’s not that. GEORGINA: Then what is it? PRINGLE: Well, I’ve gotta check something first… (PRINGLE walks GEORGINA around the corner.) PRINGLE: Wait here, I’ll be back. GEORGINA: OK. (PRINGLE returns to the door, and looks left and right. There is this sudden loud thump against the door. PRINGLE can be seen to bounce back in pain, and the door still stands. PRINGLE hears someone coming and runs away.) PRINGLE: There’s this really romantic place I know of…but it’s NOT my place…no I don’t live there. GEORGINA: Where? PRINGLE: The Opera House. (GEORGINA and PRINGLE start hitting it off, and they are tearing off each others clothes about to have sex.) GEORGINA: I’m not one to do it on first dates, but you’re irresistible. DAVID and PATRICK: (both click fingers and point up) PICK UP! PRINGLE: You are too…You make my “little fireman” just…light up! GEORGINA: If you say so… PRINGLE: Totally! You’re totally sick! (PRINGLE gets out his condom. GEORGINA grabs it off him and is about to tear it open while she looks at the date on it.) GEORGINA: This is 6 years overdue!!!! PRINGLE: Oh shit…Here’s another one! GEORGINA: It’s also 6 years overdue! Oh well, I might have to try the morning after pill. (out of the blue) BEC: Georgina, don’t do it! I know form experience! I’m about to have a baby next month - on my own! GEORGIA: But you don’t look a day pregnant at all. (BEC is silent) GEORGINA: I want you Pringle! PRINGLE: Oh I want you too! But please don’t call me that, my name is Alex. (PRINGLE’S watch starts to beep) PRINGLE: OH shit!! (PRINGLE realises that he’s late for his curfew. His mum is expecting him home to give her a bath.) GEORGINA: What’s wrong? PRINGLE: I’ve got to get home and ring all my students before tomorrow. GEORGINA: Can I have your number? (PRINGLE writes his number on a piece of paper and give it to GEORGINA.) (The next day GEORGINA misses PRINGLE, so calls him up. An old lady picks up.) PRINGLE’S MUM (is a puffin): Hello? GEORGINA: Hi, oh, this must be the wrong number. PRINGLE’S MUM (is a puffin): Oh, and I thought you were one of Alex’s friends for a moment. They never call him. GEORGINA: Oh, Pringle, I mean Alex lives here? PRINGLE’S MUM (is a puffin): Yes, But he’s not here at the moment. Who should I say is calling? (Phone hangs up…beep, beep, beep) (AND I BET YOU ALL THOUGHT PRINGLE WAS GOING TO LOSE HIS VIRGINITY. SHAME ON YOU.) Stay tuned for more adventures! |
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| BEING EXAMED: Pringle's mum. |