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| JOE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| In all seriousness. |
| This story is huge. It's bigger than huge. It's so goddamn massive it could fit in Yudge's underpants. Ok, maybe it's not that big, but it's still pretty substantial. Now GET THIS: While watching Carols in the Domain just then (several of the makers of this site were actually at the Domain so they could verify this whole story), I saw the one, the only, Joe King singing some stupid song about toy soldiers or something. Who knows. The main thing is that he was singing in tights, proving that his singing career has really gone nowhere since he played all those stupid characters in RENT. Oh god how we miss that musical. I can't believe he looked like such a queer, though, seriously. Members of the Rent Is Life team tried to interview him over this issue. This non-existant interview went a little bit like this; JK: "Hi, I'm Joe King!" RIL: "Oh my GOD! Are you joking????" JK: "Well yes, I just said that you idiots." BADOOM...tish. As you can see, the interview was completely useless. And as soon as I can get some pics up here, I'll humiliate Joe King as much as is humanly possible. I still can't believe he got a gig. That's pretty good. |
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