Phoebe is, naturally, Yudge's woman. Of course, Phoebe works part time as a moon of Saturn, so she can't really be considered a woman. A large piece of rock, maybe, but not anything human. But is Yudge human? And if he is, who's to say that he can't have a relationship with a moon? Society! Huh!! Of course, this is delving into some sort of political thing, which is really against all of the RENT site's principals. So on with the story.
Yudge met Phoebe many many years ago. They were High School Sweethearts, as a matter of fact. Nothing could separate them. They were two of a kind. The STA is solely responsible for their parting company. It was the STA's darkest hour (apart from when all the school buses changed their name from individual one's to just many 612's. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?) and so it is important that it is well documented so that such a occurence never happens again.
Back in the days when the Yudge was persecuted by the STA (and with good reason, mind you.) top agents looked for anything that would piss Yudge off. His girlfriend (or whatever) was the number one target. It was code-named "Operation Stinky". I mean sure, all the code names were the same, but we all knew what was happening in this one. Yudge was gunna be one sad puppy.
A covalent reconaissence team (don't know how it's spelt) was sent in to try and find out more information about Phoebe before the squad was deployed for destruction. All they managed to uncover were these vital staistics (click here) and this crude, out of focus, photograph: |
