| STATE MUSIC CAMP QUOTES!! (2002) |
| John Shin: Why's that line there? Everyone else: What line? Pringle: Has anyone seen a bone? Steve: Only when you walk in the room, Alex. Tom: Who's Alex? David: Is Mel that fat chick in SWE? Owen: Um, I don't think so. He sings in the choir. Tom: (singing) "At the end of the day, you're another year older." (We had this disco thing on thursday night, and the theme was that you had to dress up as something starting with "P".) David: Guess what I am?! Someone: A Poof? David: No, I'm [pornstar] Pringle! Person: What grade are you in? David: Guess?! Person: Year 11? David: No. Person: Year 10? David No. Person: Year 9? David: No. Person: 8? David: No. Person: Year 12? David: yeah... Owen: John, are you gay? David: Pringle's clothes are cool. I might buy some like his. Tom: You mean at Vinnies? Jhana (Melissa): Pringle is cool. But now that he's going for the flute tutor [Katie], I don't know if I like him anymore. Everyone: ooo!! Tutor guy: We're doing duty tomorrow. David: Oh yeah! (moves hips in sexual manner) Tutor guy: So you're going to be washing the dishes and wiping the tables and serving food. David: Oh yeah! (moves hips) Tutor guy: So you'll have to get there early and on time. David: Oh yeah!! (moves hips) Ursula, Amelia, Johanna, Miriam, Kieren, Bec, Liisa, Tom, Archie: David is a dodgy bastard, immature and a sleaze! Tom: Peter, how'd you sneak into senior camp? |