| TERMINATOR 4 |
| I don’t know if you’ve taken yourself off to see the latest movie in the Terminator series, Terminator 3, but if you haven’t, then perhaps you should. It contains all the elements that made the first two films so successful – killing, nakedness…and you know the rest. Oh, and of course robots. And don’t forget time travel. Man, if those movies contained ninjas and/or turtles, they’d be the best films ever made. But I digress. |
| The fact is that the way that movie ends leaves you thinking “But I want more! Where’s T4? Hey, that rhymes!” or for some people, maybe “I think I’ll go buy that PEZ dispenser with Meowth’s head on it. It was only, like, three bucks. Also, another Terminator movie is overdue.” |
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| "I am an advanced robot sent back in time to deliver delicious PEZ. Dat’s right!" Note: This product is actually available at Fox Studios. |
| Way overdue. The fact is though that Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting tired of the movie business. He wants to try his hand at doing other things, like being the Governor of California, and, I daresay, lying around and screwing hot chicks. Frankly, I think he deserves a break; he’s given us enough quality movies, including, but not limited to, “Kindergarten Cop.” |
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| "It's not a tumor!" - another hilarious take on brain-killing cancers. Notice the child in the blue to Schwarzenegger's right is Archie, of the international string quartet The Erskineville Kings - the film is one of his earliest acting roles. |
| So what to do about casting without the use of Arnie’s talents? Well, news has just come in of the new, all Australian cast of Terminator 4. |
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| The cast of Terminator 4: (from left to right) Andy as the good terminator, Kate as the Terminatrix, and Ajax as the bad terminator. |
| Following on from the third film, T4 is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The film is to be shot in Gosford. It will follow the efforts of the good terminator (Andy) to set up a sewer system in Gosford – something that has never been attempted. Stay tuned for further updates on Terminator 4 – Rise of the Latrines. |
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