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All Things Rock Quotes |
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Blue = Benji Green = Joel |
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"Joel and I used to fight alot when we were younger too. Joel remember when I got that Chinese sword for Christmas and cut your head off?"
"Remember when I got that 45 and kept shooting you?"
"Yea, and remember when I drove over your face with the car?"
"The police had to come to our house a lot back then"
"I dropped a piano on Joel once" |
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"This next video is 'Bring Me To Life' by Evanesance and Amy Lee told MTV that she needed a stunt double to do the falling scenes in the video, and you see kids when the stunt double got hurt, they hired Joel here and he played the part pretty darn well"
*Joel gives Benji a wierd look* |
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"Dave Grohl said in an interview in Playboy that-"
"You read the interviews?"
*Joel laughs and gives Benji a wierd look" |
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"Welcome back to All Things Rock Countdown the show where we countdown the top ten rock videos of the week, Im Joel this is Benji"
"Thats good Joel, you belong on VH1" |
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"This next video comes from Cold, its called 'Stupid Girl' and its about Benji so enjoy" |
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"Welcome to All Things Rock, the show where rock videos are showcased, Im Joel and this is my brother Benji and we are from the band Good Charlotte"
"You always have to say that don't you? 'Hi Im Joel and Im in a band!'...yea your cool Joel" |
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"This is technically our second show on MTV, wow we have two shows on MTV."
"What were they thinking?" |
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"Now alot of you haters on the message board claim that we are not good hosts and that the show stinks, so to prove to you that were nice guys we brought this puppy to put on the show tonight, now how can you hate a puppy?"
"This just in All Things Rock has been moved to the TRL slot at 3 pm due to the increase in ratings!...no just kidding" |
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"You know, many people say that Joel and I are a lot alike and when people compare me to Joel its like someone is pushing on to the ground and kicking me in the face."
"Well when people compare me to you-"
"Lets just play the next video shall we." |
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"We get things thrown onstage at us too. Rotten fruit, bottles, coins, things that hurt. Things that hurt right here" (Points at heart and makes a sad face)
"Alright we get the point guys!" |
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"Our fans kick everyone else's fan's ass" |
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"The smell of charcoal"
"Yes thats a necessity"
"Even if your not cooking with it, its just the smell"
(Talking about BBQ) |
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"Im in a band and I tour and Im Joel and Im cool!" (Making fun of Joel) |
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"Sounds like Scooter's afraid of the ol' ding-a-ling!"
While laughing- "The ding-dong!"
While laughing more- "The dingle-doodle!" |
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"If my mom was here she'd wash your mouth out with soap!...But thats just my mom" |
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"If I was the last person on earth I would run around and act all crazy!"
"I'd kill myself..." |
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"I'd do her!" - Thats a classic Benji line lol |
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"Up next on All Things Rock, we show you how to break things!" |
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"Lesson learned kids, if you need to...lie!" |
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"Amy Lee all night long!" -while grinding his hips |
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"Joel's always like "Hey man you can't dis me like that on national television!" |
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"I quit" - Puts microphone down
"Well kids...Benji...just...quit...hey, I like hosting by myself" |
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"All Things Rock Homework time kids, I want everyone to go out and buy the new Rancid CD" |
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"Since Linkin Park was number two this time that means we're number one!"
"Yea, take that Linkin Park...or should I say Stinky Fart!" |
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"You know...girls go poo-poo too" |
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"Benji and I would never steal anything..." - While putting a record under his shirt
"We're very honest people..." - Puts a CD down his pants |
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