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| reptylinin monthly* : 09.02, 10.02 It appears as though Elvis might be alive. That is all I will say. Here is a snippet of an article I found in the Dallas Observer: ...The alterations included deleting the sentence "Christians would later accept slavery in other contexts" because of complaints that the discussions of slavery were too negative, anti-Christian and laid too much blame on the United States, according to the TFN. Well, why not? Why dwell on the negative aspects of slavery when you can accentuate the positive? Hey, all those slaves were originally counted as three-fifths of a white man in the Constitution, plus they got free room and board in the good ol' U.S. of A. We don't ask for gratitude, but give the white man a break, why don't you? Sixty percent human is still pretty darn good... [ complete ] I recieved this in my in-box today from a local newspaper. Seems right on. "Hell by Numbers" There were church vans, buses and family cars. There were youth groups, families and couples on dates. There was terrorism, abortion and rape acted out for the audience at Trinity Church of Cedar Hill's annual Hell House, an $8 revue of all the bad behavior that can send you tottering down the road to perdition. The scenes stressed modern-day horrors like raves and associated drug use (as they sold glow sticks prior to the tour). They covered pornography and terrorism with montages of film and news images. The young actors did a "re-enactment" of a hijacking on 9/11 that left us wondering where they acquired the terrific airplane seats and when we signed on for a tasteless diatribe against Islam. Other Hell-acious facts: Minutes in line before hayride to Hell House: 60 Minutes on hayride: 5 Drug anecdotes overheard in line: 2 Dollars paid to get in: 0, thank God O-Town posters used in scenery: 1 Depth of mud on way back to car: 4 inches Girls determined to make out (with each other) in prayer room: 2 World Muslim population: 1.2 billion Muslims in league with Satan according to Hell House: 1.2 billion Times needlessly offended: countless Unlit steps we just about broke our ankles on: 5 Live gunshots contributing more to hearing loss than to scene: 3 Best representation of hell: waiting in line for one hour next to chanting youth groups Topics crammed into last (grand finale?) room: 7 People heard speaking in tongues whilst praying: 1 People frightened by speaking in tongues: 5 Estimated ages of participants: 11-17 Times an audience member yelled, "Represent!": 2 Times "KORN" graffiti appeared in Satan-worship scene: 3 Pro-Jesus montages with accompanying electronica: 1 "Big bags of O-neg" called for in botched abortion scene: 2 Rooms smelling of cat urine: 2 Times "I done told you" heard (in scenes and in line): 4 Child molesters named "Petey": 1 Times a narrator demon interrupted a monologue to say, "Please put out your cigarette": 1 Times we'll go back: never --Merritt Martin dallasobserver.com | originally published: October 24, 2002 Porsche now has an SUV on the market. Can we sell-out *any*more? [ more ] Teenager gets fired from KFC for selling marijuana through the drive thru window. Sources say, his codeword was "I'd like extra biscuits with that..." Yes, someone *actually* asked for extra biscuits and when he gave him a bag of weed, the man told a manager and he was then fired. Now, my idea is this: why not have a combo deal? For example, combo one could be a bag of weed, a gram of coke and three vicodones? Fourteen year old boy fatally sodomizes a poodle for no apparent reason. He is currently on trial for animal cruelty. Humans are truly a disgusting species. [ more ] "The Order of Skull and Bones" or the "Brotherhood of Death," the secret society that promises power and lifetime financial security, also thought by many that it indirectly "rules the world," is exposed in a new book, "Secrets of the Tomb," by Alexandra Robbins. Some prominent members include: the Bush's, the Taft's, and Rockefeller. [ more ] UPDATE: Humans do NOT share 98.5% of its DNA with chimpanzees. It's actually less than 95%. I suppose I should rid myself of all those bananas I've been stocking up on. [ more ] Kevin Carlyon, the well-known 'white witch' who claimed that he removed the curse of Macbeth from Auldcastle Road, Inverness last year, is now attempting to conjure the spirit of the Loch Ness Monster, for he believes that it has long since died, and is now in spirit form. [ more ] DETROIT - Holy Mary, Mother of...a Bamboo Shark? A Detroit aquarium is baffled at the seemingly "virgin birth" of a shark, whose mother has not been around a male shark in over six years! [ more ] Dumb criminals: Criminal gives full name over stolen cell phone. [ more ] Gay couple has quadruplets! [ more ] Brad Pitt drops the sci-fi thriller, "The Fountain," but gains a part as Achilles in "Troy!" I, for one, am anxious to see this! Production is slated for next Spring. Dumb quote: "Either Osama is dead, or he isn't..." -- Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld. [ more ] Bush wants action! "Iraq has answered a decade of U.N. demands with a decade of defiance," Bush announced to the U.N. Council on Thursday. France and Russia are supportive. [ more ] "WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Mice whose fur glows green may be the first step to using gene therapy to treat hair loss, baldness and perhaps even to permanently change hair color, researchers say." [ more ] PrimeTime Thursday aired an in-depth interview with Saddam Hussein's alleged longtime mistress. The topic of discussion ranged from Saddam's favorite drink, i.e., scotch, to his fear of his own son. All the same, the interview was quite frivolous. I have certain issues with media disclosing elements of security that could later prove to be detrimental for US plans, viz., the attack on Iraq and/or the assassination of Hussein. [ more ] "Drooling" and "droopy-eyed," Oscar-nominee Nick Nolte was arrested in Malibu, CA for drunk driving. [ more ] Levi's launches "S-fit" jeans, perfect for all your 'anti-radioactive' needs! [ more ] New York winning lottery numbers on 9/11 are 9, 1, 1 respectively. Conspiracy? More terrorists threats? You decide. [ more ] September eleventh came and went. No tragedy. Everyone is thanking God. NYC entrepreneurs, however, may be blaspheming the holy one because no tragedy, means no capital! I recently witnessed an ad for "commemorative knives" honoring scenes from 9/11. We live in a world of morons. [ see ad ] President Bush received good marks today for spending his entire day weeping with the victims of 9/11. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *reptylinin weekly is updated when I want it updated, which is more-or-less every-other-day or so, unless I'm doing a weekend bender, and will consist of news that I am interested in. Frequently it will involve my editorial wit. If you find that you are offended by any of the nature on this website, feel free to a) leave, b) contact me with your complaints directly, or c) do nothing and cry about it. [ main ] All Contents Copyright © 2002 Adam Donaghey. All rights reserved. Legal. Website design by: LSD Solutions. Optimized in IE at 1024 by 768 | Do you know where your children are? Please click advertisements in order to help promote the site. [ top ] |
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