9. Vote Democrat. We support a woman’s right to choose: great taste or less filling?
8. We believe in affirmative action, just not in our country clubs!
7. Tax cuts are responsible for global warming
6. Democrat…because working for the government until May isn’t quite long enough!
5. Without Republicans all children would have ponies and world peace
4. John Kerry, because he never drove the babysitter home.
3. Democrats, because as Presidents we let women use their mouths.
2. Because sanity is so 1998….Dean for President!
1. Average Joe 3…Lieberman for President!
