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| The first of many vacuous smiles. |
| It's always an honor to have Luxana Troi visit the Enterprise.... |
| Music by Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom..... |
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| Kopit Phantom Rule Number One: ALL women are bitches except Xtine. |
| "Hauk Tooey!" |
| Old man: "It's the phantom!" Ana: No...It’s a piece of paper. Damn Parisian educational system... |
| Xtine: "Is there gonna be a test on this later?” |
| Gerard: (About The Phantom) “He moves everywhere. He moves through doors, he moves through walls…” Brent: “Sometimes he surprises you in the bathroom.” |
| Erik: (After finding out about the new management) “What will I do?” Ana: “Well first you forget all this and become obsessed…aw heck I don‘t wanna ruin the surprise.” |
Erik: “This man who’s replacing you…does he believe in ghosts?” Gerard: “I don’t think so.” Erik: “Well we have to make him believe.” Gerard: “That may not be so easy.” Ana: “I found the ol’ ‘sheet over the head’ approach works like a charm. Except instead of saying boo, you sodomize him with a broom stick.” |
| Erik: “Where are my golden tents? My lambs rejoicing?” Ana: “Blah blah blah…” |