Title: A Bizarre and Inexplicable Universe
Author: Elizabeth L. Iacono
Rating: PG
Category: Vignette, Romance, Angst
Keywords: Mulder/Scully Romance
Spoilers: Within
Summary: A book found on Mulder's night table sets
Scully thinking...
This takes place during that night Scully spent
in Mulder's apartment, sleeping in his bed. It
probably will be one of many fics saying what
could have happened that night. :-)
Feedback: I would love it. RhiaRamsay@aol.com
Disclaimer: Mulder and Scully are not mine. There
are a lot of other things mentioned in here that
aren't mine also.
Archiving: Gossamer, Xemplary, Legacy, I'll send
it to the Spookys, anyone else please e-mail me
for permission.
A Bizarre and Inexplicable Universe
Elizabeth L. Iacono
Though she tried as hard as she could, Dana
Scully couldn't sleep well. Dreams of Mulder and
the torture he could have been going through at
that very moment kept disturbing her. Tears stung
her eyes as she wished that he was with her.
Her hands brought the shirt she was clutching
closer to her face. It was a sad reminder of how
quickly things could change. Scully buried her
face in the shirt, trying to recapture him by
his scent alone. She felt some of the tears
break loose and slide down her face into the
shirt.
She blamed the tears on her pregnancy, the
hormones causing her moods to go haywire. Deep
down though she knew that she would be doing the
same thing whether she was pregnant or not.
Whenever Mulder went missing or ditched her she
felt a profound sadness, but this time was
different. All those other times they managed
to find him quickly. Now though, a nagging
little voice in her head was telling her that
this time was going to be much longer than the
others, and it frightened the hell out of her.
Realizing that she wouldn't be able to get
back to sleep for a while, Scully reluctantly
opened her eyes. Mulder's bedroom was dimly
lit by the street lights outside, casting light
and shadows over everything in there. It wasn't
the first time she had lain awake at night in
Mulder's bed, but it was the first time when
he wasn't here. The room felt different when
he wasn't there, even though nothing in there
had changed. She smiled to herself, thinking
of how just his presence could affect things.
Her eyes glided over the room, taking
everything in, looking at it without the
presence of Mulder there. The entertainment
center complete with TV was now silent, but
his basketball was still rolled into a corner,
with the wadded up t-shirt stuffed next to it.
The suit he had changed out of the day he
disappeared was still draped over the back
of the closet door, Mulder didn't have the
time to hang it up before his flight to Oregon.
It was when her eyes reached his night table
that she paused with puzzlement. 'When did he
start keeping a bible?' she wondered, taking
in the large book bound in black leather-like
material, with gilded pages and a ribbon
bookmarker sticking out from the pages.
Scully pushed herself up a little so she
could pull the book closer. Her puzzlement
changed to a grin when she saw the writing
on the cover of the book.
Years in catholic schools had taught her
that there were many different versions of the
bible. This version however would have never
be taught in schools. This was the bible
according to Douglas Adams: The Ultimate
Hitchhiker's Guide. A great, big, book filled
with the five stories of the Hitchhikers Trilogy.
It was a very...very Mulderish thing to be there.
Truth be told, she had never even heard of
the Hitchhiker's books until she met Mulder.
They wouldn't have fit in in the strict and
logical Scully household she lived in when she
was growing up, and there was really no time to
read for pleasure after that. But Mulder, he
seemed naturally inclined to them. When she
had first spotted in on his bookshelf he told
her that he had discovered the books while he
was at Oxford, and when he moved back to the
states they had come with him (leading to a
great laugh on his part about the number that
was on the door of his new apartment).
Scully flipped open the cover carefully,
letting her fingers glide over the rough pages.
She remembered starting to read through the first
book one night, another night just like tonight
when she couldn't sleep. As she read, she wondered
if the reason he liked the books so much was
because, like Arthur Dent, he was suddenly
thrown into a whole new world after the old
one was obliterated.
True, Mulder's world obliteration was on
a more local level, with the abduction of
Samantha turning the world that he once knew
on its head. But, regardless of location, in
both instances the worlds that they knew had
gotten blown apart (literally, in one case)
leaving them to manage in a totally new world
they weren't prepared to handle.
That, or they just appealed to his warped
sense of humor.
She smiled to herself as she imagined
Mulder reading these to their child one day
as their version of a bedtime story. There'd
be no fairy tales, but the little one would get
to hear 'Jose Chung's From Outer Space' and this
(with the parts describing the triple-breasted
whore of Eroticon Seven carefully edited out,
of course).
Impulsively she turned to the page where
the bookmark was, wanting to see where Mulder
had left off before he had gone. The bookmark
was placed at the beginning of the second book.
One the right hand page was the start of the
story, but on the left hand one were two small
blocks of print. She read those, and felt her
stomach drop as her mind darted to connect the
phrase to her own life.
'There is a theory which states that if ever
anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is
for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has
already happened.'
Scully sucked in a deep breath, realized that
those words translated to her own personal
universe. Just when she allowed herself to
feel happiness in her world by her and Mulder
finally acting on those long denied feelings,
Mulder was suddenly ripped away from her, sending
her into a bizarre and inexplicable new world.
It was not a good feeling at all.
But it could be translated as a good thing
also. Namely, the baby. It was this one gift
which had arrived with the new universe that
would keep her sane and help her focus on finding
Mulder. She had even more of a purpose now than
ever before.
Suddenly Scully got an idea, even though
she thought it was a rather silly one. It was
always said that babies were be able to hear
their mother's and other voices while in the
womb. Maybe not at this early stage, but it
couldn't hurt, she decided, and turned back
to the beginning of the book.
And as she started to read she imagined
that Mulder was there with her, his head resting
on her shoulder and a hand on her stomach, as if
to send a message to the little one saying that
you are loved. She kept reading until she drifted
off to sleep, dreaming once more about Mulder.
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This is what happens when you give into peer
pressure and buy the big "The Ultimate Hitchhiker's
Guide". I just couldn't resist it. :-)
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'True love, it's the greatest
thing in the world.'
Miracle Max
The Princess Bride
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'Men will fight bravely and be
heroes, but for a last ditch defense
against any odds, get a mother.'
The Defender
High Wizardry
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'This is the Fish Patrol in 201. Our
flying fish has flown away. In fact,
things are so rotten around here that
even the pigs won't stay! But we'll
fight to the bitter end! Beware The
Fish!'
Bruno Walton
Beware The Fish
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