Advice

"Roadkill Kills"

"Don't drink and drive you might spill your drink"

Fuck It All Fuck This World Fuck Everyhting That You Stand For

"Dont buy Bryers Ice cream"

"Don't do rapid one arm pull-ups its bad for you"

"Never follow your dad's footsteps"

"Never trust your dentist"

"Never Try To Tame The One-Eyed Monster"

Clowns Are Your Worst Enemies

Blame everything that has had happened to you to your parents