PART ONE

Dear Mom,                                                                       Jan 16   

 Just last night we got a call from Mike McDowell in Madison to  tell us 
all about the Packer's victory over the 49ers.  If anybody taped  that 
game, please mail us a copy.  Also, Mike said he would tape the  Super 
Bowl and mail it to us; please, nobody tell us who wins!  We want  to 
have a Super Bowl party here and do not want to know the score  
beforehand!  It was really weird - Mike was online when we were talking  
to him when he got an e-mail.  It was the e-mail that I had just written  
than afternoon and given to Dixie to send.  It was strange to hear him  
read to me the beginning of an e-mail I had just read from the other  
side of the world.   

 Now, Mike, don't get a swollen head or nothing about the  following 
comments.  Mike has called the us the most out of all the  people back 
home (only because he earns too much money and there is only  so much 
black clothes one can buy) and has been a really steady contact  to the 
world back home.  He has relayed messages, found out information  for us, 
created this wonderful sounding web page and other things.  We  really 
didn't expect this from him (not that we thought he was a bad guy  
beforehand) and are extremely grateful.  So let's hear three cheers for  
Mike!   
 OK, enough sucking up.  How many jars of peanut butter will that  get 
us, Mike?   

 So on the 30th of January, we went to Kapchigai with Alison Leo  (Kaz4) 
and her local boyfriend's brother.  She is still dating the  brother of 
the host family she lived with during training.   

 Oh, yeah, we got packages from Mike McDowell and from Roawn  Jacobson 
(Hershey bars and, no surprise here, popcorn!), Joan's friend  from South 
Carolina whose wedding we road tripped down to before we got  engaged.  
That road trip was were we hashed a lot of details about  marriage and 
relationships, even though we hadn't even seriously  considered married 
at that point.  It was a great trip that I will  always remember.   

 The taxi fare from Almaty to Kap has gone up to 200 from 150  tenge!  
The drivers claim gas prices have gone up - grrrr . . . .   

 It was really strange to walk around Kap covered with snow.  It  was 
even weirder to be cold after all our memories of extreme heat.  All  I 
remember are sand and heat; the contrast was both shocking and  pleasant. 


 The doorbell buzz brought Larissa to the door along with a  barking Grom 
- 'Thunder' in Russian.  We also saw 'Fee-ma,' the cat, who  has changed 
from a small, black cat to a huge, black cat.  She looks  like a seal . . 
..    

 It was like coming home (sorry, Moms); it was so relaxing to  hang out 
with them: eating, laughing and telling stories around the  kitchen 
table.  It was the best therapy we could have asked for to deal  with the 
stresses and strains of the past four months in KO.  'Lounge'  would be 
the verb of the visit.   

 When we had called from KO to the host family and told them that  we 
wanted to come for the New Year, they were very happy.  With my poor  
Russian skills and the bad connection, it was hard to communicate the  
details.  What made it very clearly was when Larissa bellowed quite  
forcefully into the phone "Richard . . . Joan  . . . Kapchigai . . . Dom  
('home' in Russian)."   

 Larissa cooked like crazy that day and the next in preparation  for New 
Year's Eve dinner.  They do not celebrate X-mas here much but go  crazy 
for the first of January.  We talked over dinner that night about  life 
and found that we had been wrong in thinking that Vlodia had found  work. 
 I either must have misunderstood Larissa on the phone or misheard  the 
news from the PC office staff.  Their car, an Audi, had been sold at  the 
bazaar.  Vlodia had been a taxi driver before it broke down.  Vlodia  had 
been doing some temporary jobs for friends and such but was still  
looking for regular work.   

 Anton, the older son, was studying at the Sport Institute (to be  a gym 
teacher, I guess) but was more interested in his new girlfriend,  an 
older woman (20's? - he is 17 or 18) who is a medical student which  
sounds good in America but doesn't mean diddly here.  One the drivers at  
the PC office was late for work one day and was asked why.  He said that  
he was sorry he was late but had been held up in brain surgery.  Brain  
surgery!  Some research revealed that he was a brain surgeon on the  
side, but the PC job paid so much more money, even for a driver.   

 And that brings up some information that I wanted to share about  
medical care.  I'm sure you all remember about Paul's and my little run  
in with health care here.  Well, during IST, a man from USIS (United  
States Information Service - they provide grant money, books, materials,  
training, etc.) who had been Peace Corps in Africa and India [when was  
PC in India?] and other organizations around the world, came to speak to  
us about stuff.  He is very knowledgeable about Kaz and fielded many  
questions.  Some how he got on to the medical system and told us some  
really fascinating stuff.  It seems that it is near impossible to find a  
general practitioner here, a doctor that can examine you, make a  
preliminary diagnosis and then recommend you to a specialist.  The  
is/was great honor in being a 'specialist' in a specific field, and  
there are hospitals devoted to them, not to general care.  There are eye  
hospitals, kidney hospitals, etc that only deal with those problems.   
The way it works here is that you go to a specialist who says, "Nope,  
you don't have this."  Then to another specialist and so on until you  
get to one who recognizes what is wrong with you and is able to treat  
it.  He called it "process of elimination" diagnosis.  What do you think  
of that, Michelle?   

 Back to Anton - There is even talk of marriage which doesn't  please V 
and L as this is his first girlfriend and they are concerned  about his 
future and want him to finish his studies and get a job.   Don't all 
parents?   

 Dinner on New Year's Eve was a huge spread of food in which fish  played 
a major role: beet salad with fish, liver salad (ugh-o-rah-ma!),  corn 
salad, chicken, potatoes, and of course, vodka!  It was just V, L,  Joan, 
me, and Daniel (host brother, younger - Anton was in Almaty) until  some 
friends came by for 'ghos-tee' ('guesting' in Russian - we call it  
'ghosting'), people we knew from training, Margarita and her hubby,  
Igor, who got beat up by some thugs doing training which put the fear of  
God in us.  Anton got beat this fall out near the discotec 'battlecage'  
by 15 guys in a really fair fight.  He was in the hospital for awhile.   

 As the New Year rolled in, glasses of champagne were filled and  the 
room was filled with cheers.  Soon after, we went outside on the  street 
in front of the building to watch the fireworks and launch a few  
ourselves.  It is a tradition to fire off bottlerockets and Roman  
candles for New Year's.  For the week or so before, kids were constantly  
setting off firecrackers in the street.  The little 'ba-boosh-kas' with  
the TV trays full of snacks on street corners all had little plastic  
bags full of red firecrackers for 15 tenge a pop.     

 The fireworks were launched from all over: the street,  balconies, 
roofs, etc.  It looked like a war zone with buildings  spouting fire and 
balls of light arching across the sky.  In some cases,  the balls of 
light bounced off buildings and ricocheted off of roofs as  some of the 
pyrotechnics were military flares that were either bought or  stolen from 
the nearby army base.  Lots of parachute flares drifting  down; it felt 
like some sort of frozen no-man land during WWI.   

 After that, we headed to a friend's apartment for more food and  vodka, 
all of which lasted until two or so in the morning.  We headed  home and 
partied even more, although by this time I was done and was  sprawled out 
on the sofa. . . . [Joan drank too much for her.] . . . The next day was 
Joan's worst hangover ever!  I was so proud of  her.  She spent most of  
the day in bed moaning and groaning until the  evening when she felt good 
enough to join us on a 'ghosting' trip to  Anglina Nam's.  Angelina works 
for the Almaty PC office and was a  language co-ordinator during 
training.  She lives in Almaty during the  week and comes home on 
weekends to be with her family.  She is Korean  and made some really good 
food for Joe, Sun, Joan, and me.  We had some  really good conversations 
about teaching, culture, etc, even though Sun  went off on his usual 
"America bad, capitalism bad' rant which usually  kills all rational 
discussion.   

 Friday was a total lounge day for us with eating, watching TV,  and 
reading.  Joe came over, and we went for a long, brisk walk in the  cold 
sunshine.  We walked out to the lake which was frozen over and out  on to 
the ice.  Talk about a flat, white surface!  We took some  pictures, but 
I don't know if they will capture the scope of it.  The  horizon and the 
snow blended into one except for where the mountains  behind Almaty stood 
up.   

 Speaking of mountains - one thing I could use from home would be  some 
good backpacking/camping food.  I can't buy the kind of dehydrated  stuff 
that you can get at home, and we are planning a five to six day  hike 
from Medeo to Lake Issykul in Kyrgystan in the summer which will  require 
lightweight food.  For you Madison folks, the Mifflin Street  Co-op has 
some good things to offer:  dehydrated refried beans, humus,  soups, etc, 
that can be bought in bulk so it is a lot cheaper than most  commercial 
stuff.  If anybody wants to include some camping food like  that in 
packages, it would be really appreciated.   

 Saturday we headed back to Almaty to see all the PCVs who were  coming 
in for IST.  Larissa left early in the morning to go ice fishing  with 
some friends.  The night before, we sat in the kitchen talking, and  Joan 
helped Larissa untangle the fishing line from her ice fishing  poles.  
Although cobbled together from bits and pieces, they looked just  like 
the ice fishing gear I've seen in Madison.  Clarance Olson, the  Scout 
Master of the Boy Scout Troop where I was Assistant Scout Master,  took 
us ice fishing - a strange, cold but interesting experience. 

 The PCVs all stayed at the Hotel Kazhol, down 'Si-fu-li-na'  street  from the PC
 office.  If you have a map of Almaty, the PC office  is at the corner of  Zhevshenko
 and Seefulina.  Compared to PDI  (Pedagogical Development Institute) where we stayed
 our first few days  in Kaz, it was luxurious with our own bathrooms, running hot
 water,  carpets, furniture, and other perks.  It is only 900 tenge for a  two-person
 room which is very cheap for Almaty.  The school were IST  took place was just across
 the street.  The map the PC gave us showed  the building right on the corner, but in
 fact, the hotel was in the  middle of the block behind some apartment buildings and
 even looked like  an apartment building from the distance.  

 When we arrived, there were a bunch of Kaz5 in the lobby, and  there were lots of
 shouts, hugs and kisses for everybody as we had not  seen each other in four months. 
 The staff was a bit shocked at first by  all the gringos but quickly got used to us
 and became quite friendly and  helpful as the week went on.  Maybe people did not
 recognize me as I  have grown somewhat of a beard as the winter progressed.

 After checking in, we all gathered in Keith Mellnick's room  which was more like an
 apartment with a living room with sofa,  armchairs, large fridge, and TV, a bedroom
 with double beds, and a  bathtub that had to be about six feet long - lovely.  This
 room became  the official hangout/party room for our IST.  At any given time you 
 could find people there talking and catching on each other.  You could  even get the
 key from the front desk and let yourself in when the actual  occupants were out and
 about.  Poor Keith didn't get a lot of sleep in  his own room and would often crash in
 other rooms.  Like in Fiji, some  the group ahead of us, Kaz4, were in town for
 various reasons and  mooched bed or floor space off of our group as well as lunch at
 the  school, all of which I plan to do to Kaz6.  I hope to make the web page  address
 available to Kaz6 so they can read the letters and see some  pictures and hopefully
 get an idea of what it is like and what they may  want to bring.  I hope it doesn't
 scare them off.

 A bunch of us decided to go to Capo's for dinner, an American  style place run by an
 American that serves OK American food at expensive  prices.  It is popular to many
 PCVs, but I had not eaten there during  training because I was rarely in Almaty and
 the prices turned me off.   Although they do have a luncheon buffet of all-you-can-eat
 pizza and  salad bar for 600 tenge which is a good deal if you are only going to  eat
 once in the day or are just about to get on the train for a two-day  trip.  I was not
 really interested in going, but Joan and a bunch of her  lady friends from the women's
 group wanted to go.  I tagged along with  Keith and Ken Workman, two of the funniest
 men in the universe.  Ken is  in Karaganda, and Keith is in Agadir, just south of
 Karaganda.  One  popular joke that Ken made was about all the new countries with
 '-stan'  on the end:  Turkmenistan, Kyrgystan, etc.  He said that he was going to 
 secede Karaganda and call it 'Workmanistan.'  I guess you had to be  there . . .

 So as I, Keith and Ken were sitting there looking at the menu  and the prices, we had
 an attack of the 'cheapies' and said that we were  out of there.  The ladies stayed to
 bond and all, so we slid back down  the hill, stopped at a 'kulyunaria' to get some
 food and at a kiosk to  grab some beers and hung out with all the guys back at the
 hotel.   That's how most evenings were spent, just hanging out with friends:  playing
 poker (I didn't lose too much over the week - I think), playing  chess, and just
 sharing stories.  It was wonderful.  It also made me  realize that the same people
 that annoyed me during training still annoy  me now but there is no need to go into
 details.

 I had been talking up the hiking trip up into the mountains to  everybody and had
 gathered some gullible recruits for the morning.  I  had wanted to find some sleds and
 even at one point considered  'borrowing' a section of linoleum from the fifth floor
 hallway.  "Hey,  not many people walk in that part - it's not being used!"  However I
 did  score some heavy gauge plastic sheeting which ended up working rather  well,
 although our 'ends' took quite a beating from the lack of padding.

 So on Sunday morning, Joan, I, Joe, Keith, Kelly McCormick, and  her boyfriend, Naobi
 (don't ask about his name), who was visiting her -  he is a Canadian studying in
 England, headed up the mountain to retrace  our path from the week before with Sergay.
  The weather was not very  good: overcast and slightly rainy down in the city which
 turned to  fairly heavy snow up in the mountains. We slogged our way up the slopes to
 find that all the beautiful views  were smothered in fog and cloud.  The alpine meadow
 at the top was a  blizzard like situation with near horizontal snow blowing in our
 faces.   We didn't lollygag there at all.

 Once we got down to the tree line and sorted out the sliding  materials, however, it
 was perfect.  The trail was beat down and slick  enough to be very slippery, and we
 quickly set off down the trail at  high speeds.  The trail is not one continuous sled
 run - there are  sections that you have to walk because they are flat or even uphill -
  but there was more than enough downhill.  With whoops and screams, we  careened
 around banked corners with snow flying in our faces.  Some  corners were too tight,
 and we often shot off the path and ended up in a  tangle of limbs, beaming faces
 covered in snow.  I don't think I have  ever had more fun in the snow.  It is
 absolutely incredible!  

 The first person was often a little slower as they plowed  through the fresh snow, but
 that was good because the first person often  didn't know what was around the next
 corner and speed could be quite  dangerous.  Some of the bobsled runs had trees
 growing in them or  dangerously near them.  There is one run which has actually been
 carved  into a long, half-tube that must be three feet deep that is insane.  It  is
 very steep and fast but fairly straight.  At one place, a thicket of  trees had grown
 up that could snag an uncontrolled arm or leg and spin  you out of control - we all
 missed it.  Further down the tube, a thick  branch had grown across the tube, and you
 had to lie down flat on your  back to not get your block knocked off.

 I could go on and on about it, but the description will not do  it justice.  Some
 pictures were taken on the two sledding trips (we went  a week later with a different
 group), and I will try to get copies to  show you.

 I also know that there are probably a lot of heads shaking and  muttered comments
 about Rich and sleds being a bad combination.  Well,  you are totally right.  About
 halfway down the trail, I went first and  was sliding down a relatively steep but open
 section.  The problem with  that is without the banks on either side of you, it is
 easy to slip off  the trail, especially if the trail is slanted to the side like this 
 section was.  So as I near the bottom at speed, I started to go off the  trail to the
 left, leading with my left hip and thigh.  I ran smack into  a three-inch diameter
 tree, slamming my thigh into the tree exactly  where I broke it in New Zealand. 
 Needless to say, the pain was  tremendous.  The rest of the group was yelling for me
 to get out of the  way from the top of the trail as I lay there.  I really was quite 
 worried that I had broken it as the pain was really quite horrible and  began to plan
 on how they were going to get me down the mountain to help  (I had brought a sleeping
 bag and poncho in my backpack for emergencies.   Some of the other PCVs call me a
 worrywart and Boy Scout geek, but I  have read too many Reader's Digest and outdoor
 magazine articles about  people getting in bad situations out in the woods and
 mountains without  the right gear.  It is easy to die if you get in trouble,
 especially in  the winter.  I came close that one time and never want to risk it 
 again).  

 Finally realizing what had happened, they all came sliding and  running down the trail
 like the Keystone Cops with some of them running  into to me - ouch!  Eventually the
 pain subsided, and I could stand.   Actually it really didn't feel to bad, so I said,
 "Let's keep going!" -  I just made sure that I led with my left side this time and
 avoided any  extreme situations.

 As I described before, the train led to a road that led down  through the dachas to
 the bus stop where we changed out of our wet and  icy clothes.  By this time, my leg
 was starting to hurt quite a bit and  it was difficult to walk.  I eventually
 developed what Dawn, the PCMO,  called 'quite an impressive hematoma' or blood bruise
 from knee to hip.   I got a good baseball size lump on my thigh and some of the best
 purple  and black bruising I have ever seen - cool!  I kept dropping my pants  and
 showing anyone who was even remotely interested.  I wish Marilyn  could have seen it.

 The trail had been fairly hard with no fresh snow for padding.   While this made for
 fast sledding, it also created some really sore  fannies.  Our butts were smarting by
 the time we finished.  The last  couple good runs found us trying to ride on cheeks or
 lower backs. Oh, that reminds me.  I took a picture a day or two after Paul's 
 accident of all of our feet/ankles jumbled together.  It should be a  great photo.  I
 think that roll of film went home with Ian Miller who  will mail you the developed
 negatives when he gets back to Pennsylvania  on medical leave.

 The first few days of IST were a bit difficult as I couldn't  walk very well, and I
 missed out on all the dancing excursions.  Even  now, two weeks later, there is still
 a visibly noticeable lump on my leg  and some pain.  Aren't you proud of me, mommy?

 So, now we are up to IST, whew . . .  IST was good in that we  got to see each other
 and share our experiences.  Unfortunately it was  not organized well and there was a
 lot of miscommunication that created  a lot of ill will and resentment among the PCVs
 who demonstrated those  feelings by not coming to sessions or not participating in
 sessions or  by generally being pains in the asses.  I personally was embarrassed by 
 the lack of respect the PCVs showed to staff and the lack of  professional behavior. 
 I know that we are just volunteers and a lot of  the PCVs don't see this as a career
 move but at least act like adults  and don't be rude.

 The major problem was that we were told that afternoon sessions  would be optional. 
 There were two morning sessions separated by a tea  break and two afternoon sessions. 
 Sometimes the session after lunch was  filled with a required thingy, and sometimes
 both afternoon sessions  were free.  During these times, they wanted us to schedule
 meetings with  our APCDs (Assistant Peace Corps Directors) based on whether we were 
 TEFL, Business, or Environment/Health, medical interviews and other  stuff, which was
 fine.  The major problem was that the memo we received;  the very last sentence said
 that there were seven free, afternoon blocks  scheduled during the week and that we
 only had to sign up for one.  What  Anna, the woman in charge of training, forget to
 add to the very last  sentence of the memo was ' . . . every day.'  This meant that
 the  afternoons with only one free block were not really free.

 Our group still has its dander up about training and all the  problems with scheduling
 and bureaucracy from the main office that  pissed us off, so we were ready for these
 kind of shenanigans and quick  to respond in a hostile fashion.  It is too bad,
 because many people  skipped sessions that were really useful and informational. 
 Ekaterina,  our TEFL APCD, asked me to facilitate a TEFL session on Tuesday morning 
 where we would share teaching ideas, tips, activities, etc.  Only about  eight of the
 35 odd TEFL PCVs showed up - losers.  The group that came  had a great time sharing
 information, and I am going to type up the  content of our meeting into a packet form
 to be shared with all the TEFL  people.  I got a bunch of new ideas that I am really
 excited to use in  the classroom.  I am also excited to create an honors class at the 
 institute of students from both the first and second year, a class of  students who
 really want to learn English, a class where I can choose  who is in the class or not. 
 I don't think I can change the schedule or  the system right in the middle of the year
 but can make a start and will  definitely make some changes for the next year.

 I'm trying to think of anything exciting or interesting that  happened during the IST
 sessions but cannot.  We had sessions on grant  writing, project development
 management, medical, administration,  resource centers, teachers associations, the
 U.S. Ambassador, etc.

 The highlights of the week were Wednesday and Thursday nights.   A tradition of IST is
 for people from the Embassy to host small groups  of PCVs over for dinner.  Some PCVs
 went to homes were it was just a  normal American family with normal food; some went
 to palatial homes  with servants and a Hummer in the driveway.  Many of the embassy
 staff  are way spoilt by the perks of the government service.  From what I 
 understand, they can ship 7000 pounds for free every year - there's your  tax dollars
 at work.  One guy having a house built and is literally  having everything shipped
 from the Home Depot in the States.

 Joan, I, Willie, Brendan, and Chris Brooks signed up to have  dinner with Barbara
 Babcock who actually works for a French firm in  Almaty but had heard about this PCV
 hosting through the expat  newsletter.  She had returned that morning from America via
 Moscow on a  trip that took four days due to canceled and delayed flights.  She was  a
 real trooper to have done all she did for us on the same day as  arriving.  She had
 worked for the SOROS foundation in eastern Europe but  had been displeased by the
 petty politics and the manager and left.  She  has a bachelor's and master's in
 Russian.  I am now motivated to study  Russian now.

 It was heaven.  We arrived in her nice, western style flat to  find cheese and
 crackers, delicious pistachio nuts in the shell and  cases upon cases of Grolsch beer
 with those cool pop off tops.  We stood  around the appetizers and sucked 'em down
 while she finished cooking.   We had fettucini alfredo with salmon and capers, basil
 pesto pasta,  marinated artichoke hearts and asparagus salad, and tuna and corn salad.
   There was more food, but it all lost in the memories of gluttony.  For  dessert, we
 had an exquisite ice cream cake which we bought, freshly  brewed Starbuck1s coffee,
 and Bailey's Irish Cream - two big bottles in  fact.  You really don't appreciate
 food, good food, until you eat the  same old boring stuff for months on end.  I really
 did hurt myself.

 We stayed up talking, eating and drinking until two in the  morning when we walked
 home, an activity that we needed to help digest  that monstrous meal.  We compared
 food stories with the other groups,  and while some of them may have had better
 settings and stuff, our food  won hands down.

 We invited her to go on our sledding trip the following weekend,  and she accepted but
 had to decline that morning due to a busy schedule.   She gave us her number and told
 us to call her whenever we are in town.   It is always nice to have a well-equipped
 expat friend in the capital  who will feed you big food.  In Suva, the capital of
 Fiji, I made  friends with a British embassy employee who would always invite us over 
 for dinner or let us stay at her house.  She also made far too much  money and liked
 to spend it.

 The next night was a pizza party at Capo's on Peace Corps tab.   They told us to come
 early as the pizza would go fast - it wasn't  all-you-could-eat, but I managed to eat
 all I could.  Some of the PCVs  came late and definitely did not get all they could
 eat!  It wasn't bad  but definitely not the best pizza I've had.  It was a little
 runny and  the crust was undercooked.  Many of the PCVs rave about it and always go 
 there when they are in town, but I think that I would rather eat at a  Turkish or
 Indian restaurant and save my money.

 Speaking of pizza, this is a restaurant on Golgaya called Idea  Italia which is
 basically fast food Italian.  I think it is a chain  somewhere, maybe Italy, because
 they are way to slick and organized to  be a one-time shot in Almaty.  They have pasta
 primarily (duh) but also  do a very good pizza loaded with toppings for only 550
 tenge.  It is big  enough to stuff three people which makes one of the best deals in
 town.   It is strange to be in a foreign country and occasionally run into a  really
 western place like that.  There are some supermarkets in Almaty -  InterFoods and the
 Tomato (don't ask) - that are scarily modern. I feel  very uncomfortable going in
 there; give me Mifflin Street Co-op anytime!

 IST kind of ended with a whimper as people trickled away back to  site.  You'd look up
 and somebody else had taken off for the train  station.  However, enough people were
 left to go on yet another trip!   We found a hardware store - a joke of a store, don't
 get excited - and  bought some linoleum to cut up into squares to sled on.  It was
 very  slippery.

 With stern orders from Joan to not injure myself again - she  declined to go on this
 trip - we headed back up into the mountains.   This time is was me, Joe, Ken, Scott
 Laughenburg from Portage,  Wisconsin, Willie Richardson, and Joel Gullickson
 struggling up the  slopes.  We had been late to the bus stop and had not found Sergay
 who  was to have met us there.  Halfway up the hill, we ran into him coming  down.  He
 had been the bus stop and thinking that he had missed us, took  off to catch up with
 us.  When he reached the alpine meadow at top  speed, he realized that there was no
 way us slow pokes could have gotten  that far ahead of him, so he came back down to
 find us on the way up.   The weather was beautiful, and the views crystalline.  The
 sky was so  blue and the snow so white that I expect to see huge humans towering  over
 the mountains, playing Frisbee and spiking volleyballs and then  jamming a tap into a
 huge, cold keg of beer, ahhhh . . . 

 Well, this sledding trip was both better and worse than the  first one.  Joe ran into
 the same tree as I did with shoulder and was  very sore the next day.  The linoleum
 was very slick but ripped and tore  into shreds far too easily.  By the end we were
 trying to slide on  little piece - what a hoot!  The weather was beautiful.  There was
 too  much fresh powdery snow; it slowed us down on the trail by plowing up in  front
 of us like a big snow wave.  The trail was nowhere as slippery or  fast as the last
 time.  However the powder was waist deep and made for  such fun.  We were all properly
 equipped and snow protected so plunging  head first into the snow was no problem.  At
 the start of the trail,  Scott had paused to admire the breathtaking few.  I came up
 quickly on  his side at a slow run and took him out in a perfect tackle, picking him 
 up and coming down on him in a huge, pillowy drift.  It was so  comfortable.

 We went down the trail head first many times as that spread our  weight out on the
 snow and made it easier to slide.  So there I was,  hurtling down the trail, my mouth
 open as I yelled out my fear when I  didn't make a turn and went face first into a
 bank of snow, filling my  mouth and eyes with snow.  My arms were trapped under my
 body, and I  couldn't breath.  It was a little scary until I managed to wiggle free 
 and spit out the snow.

 The was another run that dumped us off to the side in a huge  drift of powder where we
 all ended up stranded like turtles on backs,  unable to turn over and get our footing.
  It was absolutely fantastic!   I hope to go there when I am in Almaty between flights
 to Lenningorsk  for the teacher training conference.

 The road down through the dachas was packed down ice, so we were  able to sit on our
 fragments of linoleum and shoot down to the bus stop.   I tried to take a ride
 standing up, in a rather stupid imitation of  surfing and took a forward plunge,
 cracking the side of my head off my  shoulder as my elbow of my bent arm slammed into
 the ground - I'm so  smart I amazed myself.  We were sledding in Madison out at Elver
 Park  (for you Mad City readers out there) on that big, crazy, open hill, and  I made
 it all the way down standing up on a flying saucer sled!  How's  that for success and
 stupidity all wrapped up into one?

 That night, Saturday, most of the PCVs that were left, about 12  or so, went to this
 great Turkish restaurant near Hotel Kazakstan.  I  got an Arabian dish of meat and
 tomatoes cooked with spices on a big,  iron plate that was brought sizzling to the
 table - heavenly!  I  appreciate good food so much more now.   Most of the sledders
 went along  on this food trip, and by the time we made it back to the hotel, we were 
 exhausted and collapsed into bed.

 The day we were scheduled to catch the train at 3:30 in the afternoon to arrive in KO
 at two or so the next.  We putzed around with some friends and got some chow - that's
 when we discovered the Idea Italia restaurant.

 We arrived at the train station via taxi with almost too much  for us to carry. 
 Vlodia and Larissa had given us three 'bahn-kas' (big  glass jars): one with pickles,
 one with apricot jam and one with that  heavenly raspberry jam we described from the
 dacha trip - in fact all  the vegetables are from the grandparent's dacha.  Those plus
 all the  materials and books we got from training and visits to resource 
 organizations and stuff we bought and just gathered in general just  about killed us.

 So we fought our way to the train through the crowds, dodging  the shady characters
 who wanted to sell us tickets to Moscow and more  than likely steal our stuff - no
 bitterness, nope.  We located our  'vagon,' #8, only to have the dragon of a conductor
 demand to see our  tickets.  With a scornful wave of her hand, she stated that they
 were  not our tickets and turned away.  She claimed that our names were not on  the
 tickets, which was true - Vlad from the PC office had bought them  for us a few days
 ago without our passports (I guess they tend to charge  'foreigner' rates when they
 see a US passports even though it is  illegal.  Apparently it is an ongoing fight the
 PC has with the railway  system here).  I don't know if this woman wanted a bribe or
 just was in  a pissy mood, but all our complaints and comments about Vlad buying 
 these tickets fell on deaf ears.  I appealed to sense of something and  said, listen,
 "We don't understand your system.  They bought us these  tickets.  They said they were
 good.  We just want to go home.  Look,  here are the tickets; there are the spaces;
 what is the problem?" This did no good, and I got quite angry and started yelling in
 quite an  excellent Soviet style, I am proud to say.  As good as it felt, it  didn't
 do any good, so we stormed back to the hotel in a taxi and beefed  about it to
 everybody.  Maybe she saw a way to get a bribe or to sell  our spots to someone else
 after we had gone or was just an officious  prick.  Who knows?

 PC was sympathetic and gave us per diem for a hotel room and  food and got us tickets
 with our names on them.  They usually just give  PCVs tickets with no names and there
 in usually no problem.  Another  thing happened when we got on the train the next day,
 not a problem,  just annoying.  We were in a line of people getting on the train.  All
  the people in front of the train were just getting on with no problems  and no
 questions.  So when we were about to get on the train, the  conductor geek, who had
 been standing there the whole time just watching  people, stops us and asks to see our
 tickets!  He was lucky that I  really wanted to go home because I was really tempted
 to rip in to him  and ask him why he had to see our tickets and nobody else's.  And
 then  when we were in the 'koo-pay' (compartment)  and he came around to get  tickets
 and keep track of where everybody was, he asked to see our  passports and poured over
 them in detail, examining our visa stickers  and stuff.  These people drive you crazy
 sometimes.  This little pissant  conductor was acting all important and looking for
 some way to  scam/bribe money off of us.  I don't care how impoverished their economy 
 is; stop freakin' bothering me!  No tension, no stress, everything's  fine here
 officer .. . .

continued later.						Rich

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