Korel
- Short Stories
Korel's Last Will and Testament
I thought it would be humurous to write a will and testament for a fictional character.  For in D&D the prospect of your character dieing is very real.  In the context of the game, it is a legally binding document, but it is done in a humorous fashion that pokes fun at Korel's greedy party members...
I Korel, being of sound mind and body hereby bequeath my worldly possessions to my friends and family in accordance to this legal and binding document; my last will and testament.

In the event that my body dies, please contact the temple of Wee-Jas in Hendren.  It is my wish that the acolytes of that holy order perform a resurrection on my body to bring me back to life.  If a resurrection is not possible, for whatever reasons, please see that my body is burned to ash and the ashes sprinkled in the drinking water of the hamlet of Sunil, located in Eastern Greyhawk near Hendren.  It is my wish that the residents of the small hamlet choke on the ashes of my burned corpse.

My arcane library and any other non-magical writings shall be given to Lamenetae, high priest of the Euthanatos order located in the city of Hendren in Eastern Greyhawk.  Should Lamenetae no longer be among the living, the previously stated library and any other non-magical writings shall be given to the Euthanatos organization as a donation.

All liquid assets including, but not limited to, gold, copper, silver, jewels and any non-magical jewelry and weapons shall be given to my mother Carol residing in the hamlet of Sunil, Southwest of Hendren.  It is my mother who gave me inspiration to become the man I am today.  I hope that I haven't disappointed her greatly.  In the event that Carol is no longer living, please do not bestow my wealth upon my biological father or my useless siblings.  Instead see that it is evenly distributed between my adventuring colleagues, whosoever they may be at the time.

My magical possessions including, but not limited to, scrolls, potions, rings, amulets, spell books and wondrous items shall be evenly distributed between the vultures that are my adventuring colleagues.  It is my hope that they at least read this document before they pried the rings from my cooling corpse.

As a final request, I would like this document to be burned and placed with my ashes upon completion of my previously stated requests.

Signed:
      Korel