Hello Amsterdam

Written in the summer of 1993 about a bad experience with a Dutch journalist and released on 'San Francisco' in September 94.
It was played live for the first time in August 1993 at the GAMH in San Francisco and was played fairly consistently til AMC split in December 1994 and after then only a couple of times in the spring of 1995.
It has since been resurrected for the 2008 'Golden Age' tour and a live rehearsal version was released on the 'Atwater Afternoon' tour cd.
Hello Amsterdam, my name is Fernando
Hello Amsterdam, I bet you've seen my kind before
Another sad tourist with his eyes rolling in his head
Another sad tourist who never had a drink before

Hello Amsterdam you didnt like my Waterloo
Hello Amsterdam I wish I had something to offer you
Tail between my leg I crawl back to the canal
All alone with my eyes rolling like the moon

Superstar

There once was a white elephant that escaped from the zoo
Got to the big city and didnt know what to do
Had a sticker on his shirt that said, hello my name is unclean
I swear they would have liked us if wed played Dancing Queen

Hello Amsterdam, don't I look cool in my white shirt
Hello Amsterdam, don't I look hip in my red tie
We came from America so you could share in the pride
Guilt, greed, and genocide

Superstar