Jack Goff's Place

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School....why?  Why is there school?  PUNISHMENT---that's why.  May sound ridiculous...but I learned all I'm ever going to learn in Elementary and Middle school.  Why go to high school and be in a bunch of classes when they will have NOTHING to do with what career I want to go into.  Why learn about Precalc if I want to be a porn star?!  Or why take history when I want to be a rockstar?!  There is no point.  I know for a fact that I will never go into something that requires a quadratic equation..and if I do...I will QUIT!  Just seems totally pointless for me to waste over 40 hours of my week in a place I dont want to be...when I could be out making money to support myself and my family!  I like to work!  In school, why are there detentions?  What the fuck are they teaching us...that if we throw a pencil at someone we have to stay extra at work?  That's NOT how it works in the real world.  They're preparing us for nothingness.  Screw that...I'm making my own damn school!                                                                                    -Jack Goff

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Name:  Jack Goff (Ryan ) Age: 16 Likes: Music, women, life, Ramen Noodles Dislikes:  Shitty music (Limp Bizkit, Christina Aguillera...so on), Shitty women (the psychos), mean people, fake people, people who try to impress their ideas upon you, school, the way people view religions, the way people view eachother, the crappy internet and the list goes on and on. Favorite Movies: Home Alone 1, Goonies, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Pulp Fiction, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Remo Williams, The Last Slumber Party, Lep in the Hood, Lep in Las Vegas, Goodfellas, Godfather, My Cousin Vinny...so on so on. Favorite Bands: Mary Prankster, U2, The Cure, Bob Marley, Rick Springfield, Black Sabbath, Val Yumm...of course, Sex Pistols, KISS, The Scorpions, Marvin Gay, The Police, and ZZ Top

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