Crazy Toobin'
August 19, 2006
Click on these 5 links to relive all the action!
Be inspired by Zoltan's video - Tubing is NOT a Crime!
Wild shots from toobographer Brian - view his 114 pics
Sacha's crazy movie of Troublemaker! - watch the carnage
Going mad at camp and on the river - check out my 24 pics
John's gallery: didn't I say butt up?! - dig into his 46 pics
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called TROUBLEMAKER
Electric word TROUBLEMAKER
It means ETERNAL PAIN and that's a mighty LOT TO HANDLE
But I'm here 2 tell U
There's something else...
The RIVER
A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, WET OR DRY
So when U call up that DOC in PLACERVILLE
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much MORE PAIN is left
Ask him how much RIVER, baby!
'Cuz in TROUBLEMAKER
Things are much harder than ON THE RIVER
In TROUBLEMAKER
You're on your own!
And if YOU STILL CHOOSE TROUBLEMAKER...
Go crazy!
Put a helmet on and
Link up with Toob Hedd
Stay far to your left
Always on the left!
Bro', I got ta maintain
`Cause a TUBER like me is goin' insane
Insane in the membrane!
Insane in the brain!
And if you flip your toob.
Miracles will happen as you trip.
But YOU're never gonna survive, unless...
YOU get a little crazy
Keep that head above the water
Hold them arms on your vest
Put your feet in front
to protect from the rocks
They'll hurt me bad but they won't mind
They'll hurt me bad they do it all the time
Yeah, they do it all the time
And I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
And so we drift down the rest of the river
Lean far back to paddle
Or you'll get tube rash on your arms
Keep your butt up!
Hold your beer high!
I'm a TOOBER baby,
So why don't you BEER me!
We'll pause at the 1st bridge
and at the beach on the left
and again when we feel it
Finally we'll stop on the left of the huge bridge
Always on the left!
Why can't I get just one leap?
Why can't I get just one leap?
Believe me,
I wouldn't go too deep.
But I've waited my whole life for just one
Are we gonna let the sheriff bring us down
Oh no Let's go!
Let's go crazy!
Maybe I'M crazy!
Maybe YOU'RE crazy!
Maybe WE'RE crazy!
View the details page from this year's trip - Toobin 2006
See photos from last year - Toobism 2005!
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