I thank our anonymous Lyricist for the words and

Mr Paul Gross and Mr David Keeley for the Tune

Well I was born right here on Onelist,

Nineteen Ninety Nine.

Wrote near all my life,

In this narrow way of mine.

Seen the lists about me,

Bend and flip and change.

It's such a pain,

Flames not allowed.

I've been called a coward,

But I've started two flame wars.

And I just can't be cordial,

My inbred reward.

And my manners died last summer,

You ask me if I cry?

I'll show you tears,

They're all over this ground,

Falling from these stormy Onelist skies.

I'm gonna ride forever!

Can't keep flamers in a cage.

Til the List Moms come,

Well it's only then,

I might pull in the rage.

Well they tell me I'm an asshole,

They tell me I am blind.

They took my posting license,

This website aint far behind.

I say jump back all you List Moms,

You've got something wrong,

Cuz I aint gone.

No I aint gone.

I am still flaming,

And I still can be snide.

I have my prejudice,

My spite it never dies.

I'm the wind that blows in thunder,

Like to make the newbies cry,

I've said it all,

And I'm standing tall,

Underneath these stormy Onelist skies.

I'm gonna ride forever!

Can't keep flamers in a cage.

Til the List Moms come,

Well it's only then,

I might pull in the rage.

Now I say to all you flamers,

Don't let yourselves get broke.

If you think the web's gone crazy,

And it's scratching at your throat,

It's time to dust off that old keyboard,

Go shout yourself hoarse.

Kick up your spurs,

We're gonna flame like stink,

We're gonna tear apart these stormy Onelist skies!

I'm gonna ride forever!

Can't keep flamers in a cage.

Til the List Moms come,

Well it's only then,

I might pull in the rage.

I'm gonna ride forever,

Can't keep flamers in a cage.

Til the List Moms come,

Well it's only then,

I might pull in the rage.