A.J.
So what? I followed Nick here, and now look what's happened? I've become PB's man whore.
Not that being a man whore really bothers me.
I just want to know what the hell they're making me eat... I think it's cornflakes. I HATE cornflakes.
But what is my purpose here at RINIBEAN, besides being the freaky man whore to PB? Well, I'm the designated driver. I also try to convince the crew here to stay sober.
That's the biggest challenge I've ever faced.
And here's one for you Nick. Why the hell do you have all of those cans of Diet Pepsi, Coke, and bottles of Orange Juice around you?
I like to have all those different types of chasers, just in case someone offers me something to drink.
*glares* You're worse than I ever was, you drunk.
I AM NOT A DRUNK!
Whatever, man. Just let me write myself a bio already.

Name: Alexander James (AJ) McLean
Birthday: 1/9/78
Birthplace: West Palm Beach, FL
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Family: Denise – mom; AJ’s an only child.
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Food: McDonalds
Pets: A dachshund named Toby and two Yorkshire’s named Jack D and Vegas
Musical Instruments: Bass Guitar, Piano, turntables
Favorite Music: Boyz II Men, Silk, POD, System of a Down, Daft Punk, Linkin Park
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Favorite Film: Pulp Fiction
Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld
Favorite Book: Witches
Favorite Actor: Edward Norton
Favorite Cologne: Joop
Hobbies: Dancing, photography, writing, poetry, billiards, shopping, bowling
Favorite Foreign Destination: Italy

Dude, you're lame.
Well, at least I'm not an addict anymore.
Whatever Bone. I'm off for some twinkies and beer. Wanna come?
*shakes head* You just don't get it, do you?