This is the jokes section. Most came from forwarded emails that circulated through the net. Enjoy !

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Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo!
Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa!
Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!

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Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.