A man
decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends
$5,000 and feels
really good about the result.
On his way home he pops into the
newsagent and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the newsagent "I
hope you don't mind me
asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About
35" was the reply.
"I'm actually 47
years old" the man says, feeling really happy.
After that he goes into
the Fish & Chip shop to celebrate. Before leaving, he asks the same
question, to which the reply is "Oh, you look about 29." This makes him
feel really good.
Whilst standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman
the same question.
She replies "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is
going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age.
If I put my hand down your trousers and play with your balls for ten
minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
Being as there was nobody around the man thought what the hell
and let her slip her hand down his trousers.
Ten minutes later the old
lady says "You are 47 years old."
Stunned the man says, "That was
brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind
you in the Chip shop"
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