JOKES - THEY ARE THERE WHEN THE CONVERSATION GETS DULL

        
"LAWN MOWER"
The manager of a general store is teaching a new kid how to sell customers more than they actually need. "I'll show you what I mean," he whispers as a guy walks in asking for lawn seed. "Here you go," says the manager. "And you'll be wanting a lawn mower, right?" "Why's that?" the guy asks. "You'll need to cut the grass after the seeds grow." Amazingly, the guy buys one. When another man enters and asks for a pack of Tampax, the manager winks at the boy, who says, "Of course, sir. And I suppose you'll be needing a lawn mower?" "Why would that be?" asks the puzzled customer. "Well, your weekend's fucked, so you might as well mow the lawn."
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