Updated: June 7, 2004

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Welcome to

Robert J. Mohl Online

Welcome to the Robert J. Mohl Web Site.

Bookmark this site now! Eventually this page will become a repository of my wit and wisdom. A beacon of clear thinking to guide others on the muddy, rumor-tossed seas of the Internet.

June 7, 2004: Still no changes, but updated to keep the site alive.

August 31, 2003: No changes, but I'm still alive. Thanks for dropping in.

May 29, 2000: The unwieldy Hall of Common Rabble has been redesigned. There are also hundreds of never before seen entries.

April 12, 2000: It has been two years since I've done anything with this website. Now it's back. Not much has changed, I basically took down the old GTE.NET site and stuck it on Yahoo's free web server. The only new material is Mohl Madness which most of you already got as an E-mail.

And before you ask. No, I'm not going to change the logo even though I no longer have hair.

* My Clips- For those of you who are too cheap to get a subscription, here are my stories.

* My Old Work- Click here to go to the Daily Herald Web Site.

* My Resume-Check back daily and watch my skills grow!

* Tips for writers- Or "Everything I need to know about life I learned in planning and zoning board meetings."

* Mohl's X-Files Stuff- Hopelessly out of date. I stopped watching X-Files shortly before the movie came out. Still there is the ever-popular drinking game.

* Hall of Evil Geniuses- My homage to greatness. You can also view the nominees of others in the Hall of Common Rabble.

* My Favorite Links- These are the sites I check out when I'm online. If you want to be ultra-cool like me, you should do the same.

* About this site- Meta-information about the site.

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