Geoff while working at DSA and having a bad week, pulling a fridge cart and moving boxes...
"This cart is like my life...it has no direction!"
Gazza Cooney from RVYC...a real winner.
"I like this job because it's challenging and lets me design and build things."
This is funny because somebody out of Jr. High School could do this job!
Nicola while on our surf trip to Tofino...acting like she's sick!
"Ohhhh...I ate too many carbs"
She said this seriously!
Linda (our Whistler room mate):
Geoff: "Who the hell keeps unplugging the VCR?"
Linda: "I do! I was told that by unplugging it, it will help conserve it's life."
What the hell is she thinking, an 80 year old hermit without a TV would know better!!
Mitch wrote this song one day at work. You have to know or listen to the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam to get the beat.:
Mitch: "Oh where of where is my ce-re-al? The store took it, away from Meesh...They don't sell cimmamon toast-crunch any-moooore, so I can't get the nutrients that I neeeeed to growww....."
What an idiot!!
We were on the bus in Whistler after droping off our van to get fixed and there were some tree huggers in the from of the bus talking about some random
crap and I look at Mitch and he says... :
Mitch: "I hate Whistler...I'm never coming back here again!"
It was so funny cause it's true. If we're not snowboarding, it's pointless to be there!!
I don't know where we were, I think Salt Lake City and after driving around for about 5 hours over the worst roads... :
Geoff: "I f#$@ing hate Salt Lake City, I'm never coming to this hole again!"
It's true, it really is a hole!!
We were sitting in the van after climbing one day and there was this super ugly chick with all this gear on so I asked her what she was and she said and engineer. As we were driving away:
Geoff: "I should have known she was an engineer by her looks!"
Mitch: "Yeah, any chick that has a usefull look about her has to be a complete moron!"
No offence to any girls on this one...sorry!
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