Animal Page 1

The 3-legged dog, what a truly amazing creature that God has sent to us, lets all hope one day we come in contact with one

Apparently a Capybara looks like my grandpa...what the hell is a Capybara by the way ???

The anaconda varies in girth and comes in all shapes and sizes...likes to penetrate holes at any time of the day...trust me

Hey everybody look, im a fucking Kangaroo...guess if im horny, or if i just got laid

I am a bird, i will tweet and cuaa and shit all over everybody's shoulders til they feed me some alka-seltzer

So apparently I am an emu, people make burgers out of me and think im an ostrich, what the fuck man

So this is a quail who has been exposed to a very hot environment and was also skinned

A baboon often wonders about things, this one thinks:  Why is my ass and my asshole pink???

Gerbils live an interesting life, they are born, have sex with their mothers then get eaten

Sheeps graze the fields, they supply food, clothing, and if you are nice they will even shit all over your lawn

The Llama dislikes small children and often tells people his name is Joe, that probably would never actually happen

The hanging sloth is seen dangling from a limb, they have such small brains that they often fall to their death

The apparently extinct wooly mammoth finds himself growing fields of marijuana for all of the world's children to enjoy!

Im a goat...i often run through the fields in search of small rodents to stick up my ass while I think about being a goat

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