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| "l do look good in a pair of tights and a cape." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l do dye my hair. It's not always because of the greyness-but it's a problem." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l already have a contingency plan for a tour in about 15 years, to recoup the dough my ex-wives will have already got off me!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l got laid twice because they thought l was Robin Williams." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "My stage performances are powered by my fear-that's what makes them so brilliant." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l love Kelly Osbourne. Her don't-give-a-shit attitude reminds me of me. She rocks." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "There have been times where l've felt anorexic, times l thought l should have thrown up after a meal, though l never did. l'll never be happy with the way l look. The only thing l really like about myself is my huge willy." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "When l first met him (David Beckham) l didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "But there is one really big difference between me and Justin Timberlake- l have moves of my own!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l was the only heterosexual in the band. The rest couldn't sing or dance and had to be in bed by 9pm." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l think l'm going to die when l'm 30. l don't know l just have this feeling." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Some of my favourites from Robbie Thru A Lens: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l suppose if your wife fancies some pop star, and you see him walking down the street, you might want to take a bit of revenge. That's what kept me fit between tours-running away from big fellas.," | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "l don't even use soft toilet paper anymore. l'm thinking about the trees. It hurts me bum, but l'm thinking about the trees." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you weren't a singer what do you think you would be doing now? "Stealing cars or working in a chippie!" |
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| (On stage) "Don't throw me teddy bears, l'm 23! l'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (When singing strong) "And l've been told that l talk shit, l must admit l'm good at it and l have thoughts no one will ever know!" (Instead of the Operah and Rikki bit) |
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| On Robbie | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "My mum thinks the sun shines out out his arse!" And we don't blame her, Kelly Osbourne |
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| "He makes me vomit when l see him. He sings like a cabaret singer, he's a chain-smoking, coffee-drinking fat fucker. He's not real!" Yawn...Noel Gallagher on Robbie |
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