Robie's Page me call it dat mesef
Dis page id about fings dat me like. There is money here and some udder stuff which me fink id koo.
You can email Robie at robie_pacman@yahoo.co.nz
Me Story:
Once pon time me was in store. Den me was bought. Den me went to a house, den me leave. Me no like house, house suck. So me walk around town look for job but dere no job for robot. Me try get job as ATM but me no like give money, so they kick me out. Then me walk down street till me get to supermarket. Me lose job for insulting stupid man who wan change. Me ask what for he wan change and he say it because he have to buy other stuff at other store. Me tell him that me hungry and that he should go to bank and get more. Manager come in and me complain dat all me was eating was 25c so man should shut up (it not like me steal whole tasty dollar). So me walk around town looking for new job.
Then there was war. Everyone say war bad, but me no think so. Me get job on ship as safe (me like that job). But when other army get ship me get stolen and spend two year in dirty country where they is poor and have no money, so me run away. Me runned away as fast as me can except dat being little me no run fast. Den me find captain of first ship and he say that war is no place for me so we go home.
When me get back to country me have no job again so me decide that me want go look again. Me get on bus and there id lots of smelly people so me try get off but bus no stop. Bus man ignore me so me yell at him and bus go troo wall and off clift. When bus falling me think that me better off in war but bus eventually stop falling and me back on ground again. People on bus is screaming like they is in pain so me take some to hospital and then me get seen on teddy.
Prime Minister who id watching teddy come to bus smash and me get medal but me no like medal cause me hungry so he take me to mint. The mint man show me where they make money and me have fun eating it but den they put me in jail for steal. So me in jail and me have no money and it sad (tear) and me have no job and me wish was back in war again so me yell and guard come and they send me to worse jail.
When me in worse jail me yell louder and then man come and he ask me why me in jail and me tell him about Prime Minister and mint man. So dis man find other man who find big yelly man and yelly man yell at Prime Minister and Prime Minister yell at mint man and why they all yelling me run away to big plant thing where dey grow apple.
Me in apple grow place for about two day when orchard man ask me why me picking apple for him hwne me no get paid. Me say me bored so he give me job for month. After me pick apple for month, man give me wage and it lots of money so me have feast and me no move until digest money. Den me walk around a bit and man in street see me and dere all this yelling people again and they phone Prime Minister and me go to him again.
Prime Minister ask me why me so bad but me think me was good cause me can write own name and see through wall and me can look at his teddy and then he get mad. So he give me job in the govern... guver... dat place where they yell lots and me get job as guy who write down what they say. But they get mad cause they say that me can't spell.
So me get kick from dat job and me have to go look again. We walk around in street for two hour when me see funny round thing who look for house. He say that he let me live with him, so me do and me still dere. PacMan id silly, me no like his rule but me think he funny so me stay. He even give me lunch so dat ok.