The day started off like any other day on campus, kind of slow, not much to do, and a bunch of drunk kids falling into each other. Just another UOP Saturday night. So myself and Wen are hanging out around campus, skateboarding and stuff, when we see this big truck. And these guys are loading approximately eight foot trees into this truck.
These trees were nice, pruned, waterd well, strong branches, and very green. So I say to Wen "Hey, lets get ourselves a tree." Wen was not about this plan at first, but the more he thought about having a nice tree the more he liked it. So we did some espionage type of stuff, like hiding behind walls, trying to blend in with other kids, sitting on a stoop pretending to talk, and changeing our outer shirts to not look the same. It was a very to do event. So I wait till the guys who are loading the trees have their backs turned, I jump up grab this heavy ass tree (125 pounds) and throw it over the fence into the soccer field. Having the plan that we would come back for it later when the loaders were gone.
About an hour later we come back and we see that the loaders were gone, so myself, Wen, and some girl from my hall come to bring this mamoth trophy back to the room, we take the tree and put it on Wen's skateboard and slowly roll it along the sidewalk. Periodically checking to see if there are any people/cops coming our way; and every now and than there would be a cop car so we put the tree we were freeing from its oppressors next to a tree that was currently living in the ground. I say currently because there's a nice oak tree I was looking at.
Ok, so it take's about an hour to wheel this thing back to my dorm, carry it up the stairs and evade the video cameras in my hall. But once we got it in here it was so pimp! Some people have ferns or cactus's in their room's, I have a freaking tree. Take that Martha Stewart!