Welcome to RobotHank.com This site publishes the life of a particular green robot and his purple sidekick in their misadventures around the world. So far, they've gone to the park and terrorized the local grocery store. The duo even have a comic! Humans Suck! 7/14/02 Robot John will be posting a new section pretty soon. It'll have famous robots from the media. Johnny 5 and R2D2 are pretty famous, you have to admit. Our names will household names one day, just like their's are. 7/13/02 We Robots participated in the local town parade. I walked alongside bunny girl, holding a banner declaring how Robots are better than humans. John followed behind and tossed out 'harmless' candy to the kids. They ran up and and ate it. Muahah. The next day, five children died from unknown causes. They will never know what happened! Kill the humans young! I maybe able to dig up pictures eventually. 9/8/01