Well, these are all of characters used and/or ever
mentioned (by name) on the site.

Robot Hank


  • He's the main character
  • He does most the crap for this site since no one else wants to
  • He doesn't like most humans but enjoys child sacrifices

Robot Jon


  • He is Robot Hank's annoying-at-most-times-but-sometimes-helpful sidekick.
  • Jon likes to spend his free time gardening
  • He has retarded flaps and a friend named Woody
  • Bunny Girl


    • She is a half human, half bunny hybyrd
    • She often helps Robot Hank take pics for the website
    • She is the creator of all comics on the site
    • She is known to be evil and harmful to humans.. If you see her please contact your local FBI department

    Mike


    • He likes to steal Robot Hank's best metal suits
    • He helps out Robot Hank with the site and takes pictures sometimes
      Sometimes being the key word.
    • He goes and sees a new movie every 3 days.. if you don't catch him out of the house when he goes to the movies then you have to wait 3 more days and try again, since he doesn't have a life

    Human Robin


    • She is an evil human who has a unibrown
    • She does not wish to be a part of this website.. but we're making her a part
    • She will be featured in one of the games in our games section.

    Human Robin's Mom


    • This is Human Robin's mom
    • Robot Hank and Jon like to ring her doorbell and bug her
    • Her eyes are blacked out for her privacy.. it's not a unibrow. Unibrows are not hereditary.. they are genetic defects

    Woody


    • He is Robot Jon's Woody
    • He is an ex-cartoon star*
    • He may have secrect powers.. but Robot Jon is too stupid to summon them

    VooDoo Man


    • He is Robot Hank's source of voodoo power
    • He is often used to make Robot Jon do stupid things
    • He enjoys sunsets, long walks on the beach, and eating ice cream cones with that special someone

    *A site is under constuction to explian Woody's side of the story on the truth of why he was fired