Robot Jon was curious too. He went over to the produce section and checked out some weird shaped purple things. He told me that he thought he had seen humans use these before...

He picked up that thing and put it on the side of his head. "Yello!?! Yello?!?" He kept screaming into that thing like nobody's business. I said "Dammit Jon, Humans eat those frikken things! Didn't Your momma ever tell you the difference between a telephone and an eggplant?"

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