"PIE"
Lyrics and Song
(Lyrics Transcribed by Juliette Clay)
You've heard the song now sing along with the Rock as Ive got the lyrics and the Real Audio download of The Rock's debut song.."PIE" that he performs with Slick Rick on WWF The Music Vol. 5..ON SALE NOW
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 Download "Pie" in Real Audio here Mmmm ....mmm....mmmm...mmm.... Ya know The Rock's gonna tell ya a little story.. You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell ya anyway It's tough to be The Rock! No, no, no, shut your mouth No, no it really is Even though The Rock is ...The Rock is THEE MOST electrifying man in alll of showbiz... You see when The Rock gets too much; .... Too much of the fame and ... and all the bright lights He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight Slick Rick - Welcome to Rick's bakery....can I help ...wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock? Rock - Yeah, The Rock... The People's Champ in the house ... what's happening Slick? Slick Rick - My god, hey how you doin ...guy, listen you gotta take a picture before you leave guy.... Rock - Whoa, whoa whoa....The Rock don't wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie. You got any of that in this bakery? Slick Rick- Oh, I got every kind of pie you can think of. I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie: ...apple pie.... ( Rock interupts ...blueberry ...wha?) Slick Rick- pecan ... Rock - Oh no, no no...Whoa, whoa, whoa...actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of Pie you have. Let The Rock tell you a little story about Pie..... Rock raps: Drivin' down south though quickly aroused;;.. when my car caught a flat near this old farm house I hope somebody's home.. takin' a chance at it.. Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered.. Slick Rick -You're The Rock! Rock- Can I use your phone? Slick Rick - I'm shakin' ... ssure if you try some of this pie I'm bakin' Rock- Daisy duke shorts on five foot stood... said sure what the heck I mean it did smell good.... Slick Rick - So what she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapor.... Rock-There's a grandmother, aunt ..and a chinese neighbor? (Music changes;;...Bluesy Beat) Rock talks: Now The Rock is gonna tell you again .... See...it's ...It's tough to be The Rock! Yeah The Rock knows that might sound crass..... Oh and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room .... You can all come kiss The Rock's ass! Cause ya know after The Rock lays the smackdown on some big, fat ugly hermaphrodite ... The Rock needs a little distraction And a ssslice sounds just right..... Rap: Slick Rick - The Rock said ... Rock - Thanks ladies.... Slick Rick - and more kind words Slick Rick- grandmother said.... Rock; - Be polite, eat mine first....so I sat down tried hers.. she looked quite glad. Had a strange taste of mold.. but it wasn't so bad.... Slick Rick - That's right.... Rock - The Rock ....havin' Pie in the country .... devoured hers, her aunt's, and still I was hungry.... Slick Rick - That's all Rock said? Rock - Bored, readin' the papers ...till Finally a plate of the next door neighbors.... got it down fast cause it really did please Slick Rick - I mean it tasted so good Rock was talkin' Chinese ... (Rock talks crazy chinese crap, then goes...) That good pie;..... Slick Rick - Oh, that's the pie you was talkin' about? Oh yeahhh, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now... IT'S TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK!! No, no, no, NO ...It really is.... Because you all know The Rock is THE MOST electrifying man is all of showbiz... You see when The Rock gets too much ... too much of the fame and alllll the bright lights... he loves to kick back and have a slice.... No, no, no, no.... The Rock is GONNA EAT THE WHOLE DAMN PIE!!! The End.... |