HATE MAIL!!

Ok, this is the page where 99% of you probably came here to see, the hate mail site. Sure, my reviews generate controversy; from the metal music hater to the metal music lover anyone can send me hate mail, and, if it's good enough, I'll just have to post it. I can't divulge names, but I will give the locations of the people and what they had to say. I'd like to offer a link to the fan mail site, but the aforementioned site does not exist. So, here we go..........some great hate mail

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Here's a nice one from Kansas City, Missouri: "Hey, what the fuck is your problem, all metal guys ass-fuck each other in the ass, you need to get a life and stop fucking guys in the ass."

College Park, Maryland got in on the action: "OK quite simply you know nothing about music and you have a penis on your face. Secondly you are an asshole. On top of that I fucked your mother. Your music reviews suck my balls."

Next, a great letter from Buffalo, New York: "I came to your site to read some good reviews. your reivews are highly irrational and it made me sick to read them.......burn in hell you stipid piece fo shit!!!"

Got a nice one here from West Lafayette, Indiana: "I'm sorry, but on your top ten artist page, you forgot to put Shaggy. I understand that we all make mistakes, but you really shouldn't have overlooked this. His music, is by far, the most profound music ever written. It has changed the lives of so many. I just wanted to let you know of your error."

I guess College Park, Maryland loves my site since I got another letter from them: "You are a worthless piece of dogshit with the worst taste in music.... EVER!!!!! You would do yourself and others good to jump in front of a fucking truck. Someone should hit you in the side of the head with graphite baseball bat to readjust your hearing so you can listen to some good music, jackass. Better yet, cut your balls off so you can no longer reproduce and poison the world with your atrocious reviews. Good day!!!!"

As you can see, I have many fans. More to come later.

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