This is the story, of a man named Dom, who had no little children of his own. In his life he
always wanted to be part of something that was so amazing that it would make people urinate there
pants. Sadly he never found something like that, so he became part of a band. Him and Ryan
formed a band that involved a guitar and a bass. Dom started on the bass and slowly transfered to
the drums. It happened somewhat by accident, but what came of this was something so amazing
that it made people cry. Maybe that was an over-statement, but he was pretty damn good. He has
been playing or toying with the drums for about a year and a half. He has taken the drums more
seriously for about 8 months and can't put them down. It's kind of scary cause he carries a 17 piece
drum set around on his back. When he heard that the band had a singer, Rhythm guitar, andbass
player,tears of joy ran down his face and into his pants. The magical happy tears gave him the
largest penis known to the white man. He began to realize that he was going to have to take his
drumming more seriously. He learned that he was needed, and people loved him not for who he
was, but for the fact that he had a 16inch penis in his pants. After realizing this, he wanted to use
his new found member to raise money and help the band(and to get some). He did a couple of
somewhat tasteless photos that were strewn across the internet. He then did a few films, such as:
Holy Dick, Watch that Johnson, and my personal favorite "no where to go but in my pants." With
the huge sales and winning a W.O.O.D.Y. for best male performance, he slid into a large drug binge.
He started to do cocaine three or four hundred times a day. He once passed out after drinking a
bottle of everclear and woke up in a broom closet at the NASA space center for gifted children with
a loaded water pistol and two empty bottles of viagra. After this tramatic experience he check into
rehab. After about two weeks they found him posing in front of a mirror making coitus with a
pillow. He realized that he could not go back to porn or drugs so he changed his name Clint Presley
and moved to Wayzata where he currently lives with Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson. Dom, I
Meen Clint would like to say something to all of you..
Hi, if you ever start a band, don't sell yourself for money to get off the ground. Just rob a bank
and move to mexico and have a mariachi band. call yourselves the crazy whiteys from America.
Oh, and don't let ryan fool you, he really is 10 feet tall.
Love
Dom/ ron J.
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