Cullen's Biography
If Cliff Burton and Geezer Butler were to have sex, a thing, so maniacle and evil,  would spawn.  But instead, he came out of his moms coocher.When he was in the womb, he grabbed pieces of membrane and and made a simple bass guitar out of it, and he started his journey to become the bass guitar player for the best band ever.  The day he was born, was the darkest day the world has ever seen.  Clouds gathered, rain of evil flooded upon Cliff Burton's grave and the soul rose and embodied his eternal soul, in a sheild of darkness and hatred.  After 13 years of darkness, his father bestowed upon him, a bass worthy of his demented desire, and the true mad-man emerged in a tornado of tumultous greatness.  The first time he heard the beautiful devil music, he was tainted with a great ecstasy of insperation, this was achieved thanks to the help of BLACK SABBATH, METALLICA,IRON MAIDEN, MEGADETH, LED ZEPPLIN, CHILDREN OF BODOM, SLAYER, PANTERA,OZZY, WHITE ZOMBIE, MOTORHEAD, DIAMOND HEAD.  But mostly just the first four(they kick asssss!!!!!!!!!!!). 


                                                                                 NO FUCKING REMORSE!!

                                                                                   - I HATE NIGGERS - ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????  ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????