Febuary 3, 1986, those 2 lovebirds made like rabbits. It was a grueling, but
successful, journey, for the the little sperm, that to one day be named, the all
mighty, Mathew Burgess. The sperm traveled through the vaginal opening, traveled all the way through the cervix , to the uterus where it fought against over 2,000,000 other sperm like it. It was an all out battle royale, but finnaly, that one little sperm pennetrated the egg and formed a zygote. He was singing Black Sabbath in his mothers womb and when she felt him kicking, that wasn't kicking at all, hes was jacking off, and he thought he was a one-man mosh-pit. On his birth, they didn't know what he was, but they knew he was special. All throughout his life, he displayed the qualities of a front-man, total disreguard for athourity, a bad attitude, and a temper that would make even Phil Anselmo crap his pants. All thoughout his life, he faced adversity, but like the porn-star, Jenna Jameson, he jacked-off in its eye. All the anger pent up inside of him, finnaly came out from inside, that's right folks, he learned how to write. Influenced by such lyrical greats as James Hetfield, Scooter Ward, Kurt Cobain, early Jonathan Davis, and the Ozzman himself. Unlike 95% of the bands nowadays, the thoughts and ideas expressed in Burgesses songs are genuine, and not produced and not part of some gimmick. Truly, he is a force to be reckoned with in the music community.