inter-thing menage et wa, but, for some odd reason, it formed something so beautiful a being as the devilchild himself. He sang as a child growing up but wasn't very good at it. He has always been able to belt out a nice belch, which is what you here when he screams from the pits of hell. After that, he took up drumming, but that was a major failure, probably because he was poor, and couldn't aford an expensive ass set of drums. He played guitar for the first time when he was at the age of 9. He turned up the distortion, and it was like nothing he had ever heard, it was like music to his ears(*cough*). He never played again until he was 11 years old when he he learned the A chord, and forgot it 2 minutes later. Once again, he didn't play guitar again for 2 more years. The next time he played would come to seem as if he would never be successful at anything having to do with music, because he was ungodly horrible. He would produce sounds so horrible and and terrifying, that if I were to repeat them to you, YOU WOULD FLEE FROM YOUR COMPUTER IN HORROR. Luckily, his place of education offered a learning type of a thingy, that taught guitar. Ever since then, he has blown his mind on the guitar. Starting out for a year and a half with just an acoustic. He couldn't produce the sounds the first time he played, and that make Ryan mad, be he was satisfied that he was finally good at something musical. He finally got an electric guitar, and it was like all the musical spirit stuff that he had inside of him was released at that one moment when he bought the guitar. For 2,012 hours straight, he played that guitar. He played that guitar so much, that it became a part of him. No, I'm not joking, it's like it is litterally embeded into his torso, and it really makes it hard for him to move around at night when he is trying to sleep, but he still incredible in bed, with women, who are girls, that are having sex with him, and like it. He became influenced by bands like: CHILDREN OF BODOM, CRADLE OF FILTH, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, METALLICA, MEGADETH, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, MUDVAYNE, and other bands that sound like them all. Ryan has a message for everyone reading this:
Hi ererybody,
Ryan here, to tell you all to eat your vegetables every day, because they are good for you. Also, if you think about it, a pickle is just a cucumber, who sold its soul to the devil, and the devil was vinegar. Also, 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do. And more thing, "Drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs, M'kay."
Love,
Ryan
xoxo