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If Debir and Kerir Ruled the World!! Which we will since Debir will be the future President, you guys just don't know it yet and Kerir will be at my side.
Brazil(evil) Mexico(drugs) Africa Sweden Switerland Chile(it has a weird name) Turkey & Hungary( no food names allowed) Cuba Dominca Repu. Ecudor Russia(since in most wars it uses my last name so it has to go) Germany(that whole can't pronounce names thing) Finland(what are they named after fish?) France(lack of hygenine and Meanness) Haiti(gone because of Mr. Clermont) Sri Lanki(don't help their women out with kids much) Pakastan (they hate women so we hate them) Philipphenes Portugal(they speak portugese they must die!) Singapore(name) United Arab. Emrit.(they can't use the name united) Banladesh Bulgaria Colombia El Salvador Guine Honduras Indonesa Kuwait Papua Guay Argentina Armenia Austria Belours Benin Bhuton Birkina Fasc Djbout Dominica Grenda Lebanon Lesotho Libya Burma Niger Nigeria Qutar Solomon Turkmenistan Tuvalu Trinada & Togo(for Jamie) Ukarine( for Mrs. Gallo for Kerir) Venezuela(has pretty water falls and stuff) Bolivia(my ex confused it with Peru so we're keeping it) Greece(cool places) Guatemala(the people must worship and clean my belly button for which their country is named after) Morocco(cool and exotic) America New Zealand Ireland Scotland(renamed Kennyland) Italy & Spain (for the food) India Austrialia Bahamas Czec(has a cool name those who spell it can live there) Denmark(nice people, they saved their Jews from Hitler) Egypt Jamacia(for the song) Japan Korea(but kill the North) Kenya(has a nice name plus Kerir wants it) Netherlands Tawain Thailand Chad(great name remember what it stood for in Charlie's Angels?) Comoros Cyprus(I like that name) Liberia Monaco(sounds nice) Ivory Coast(sounds cool) Costa Rica Afganistan-castrate them Cananda-bondage China-save 500 to cook food, kill rest since in 2020 men will out number women because of their messed up boy:girl ratio Belize- kill Ditater Iran & Iraq- make lakes in their place but keep the Iraq flag since it's nice Iceland & Greenland-kill and change names to Debir and Kerir Iseral- feed till they burst, anybody who fast is crazy food is good Somao- kill people since they hate affection Syria-make them slaves Rwanda- kill them they hate women England-cover them with crap and make them run naked and set on fire Mali- keep half and make them slaves Panama- keep the canal then kill people Poland- they must toture the Canandians in bondage Saudi Arbia- slaves they get the oil Vietnam- kill where my grandfather died keep rest Belgium- 500 people to continue make chocolate Romiania- slaves Peru- slaves and they work on farms Albania- scientists are taught Brunei- used for clothes and slaves for making brownies Cameroon- used for food cuz it sounds like a bad kangaroo name Congo- the monekys rule here Estonia- cut off their butts and feed them to the Iserals Uganda-cut off their urethras and stick them in their nose Uzbekistan-they will be used as spellers if they can spell their country Vanuatu-they are our bitches Zaire,Zambia,Zimbabw- is home to the keepers of weird names Puerto Rico- clothes used for scientific research |