Money's short, times are hard. Here's your Damn X-mas card...

  Twas the night before Christmas

  And all through the house

  Everybody felt shitty

  Even the mouse

  Mom at the Whorehouse

  And Dad smoking grass

  I'd just settled down

  For a nice piece of Ass

  When out on the lawn

  I heard such a clatter

  I sprung from my piece

  To see what was the matter.

  Then out on the lawn

  I saw a big Dick

  I knew in a moment

  It must be Saint Nick

  He came down the chimney

  Like a bat out of Hell

  I knew in a moment

  The fucker had fell

  He filled All our stockings

  With pretzels and beer

  And a Big rubber Dick

  for my brother the Queer

  He rose up the chimney

  With a Thunderous fart

  The son of a bitch

  Blew the Chimney apart

  He swore and He cursed

  As he rode out of sight

  " Piss On You All

  And Have A Hell O' A Night "

  MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...

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