WARNING!!!

The material on this server is hoon oriented and/or mechanically explicit, and is related to material of an adult nature(motorcycles). This site provides access to images of leather clad adults possibly engaging in questionably-sane acts. Access is made available only to those who accept the terms of the following agreement:

By accepting this agreement, I certify the following:

• I do not find images of adults engaged in riding a motorcycle, whether on two wheels, or on some other number of wheels (front or rear) to be offensive or objectionable.
• I do not find instructions on how to achieve afforementioned questionable behaviour an inducement to perform said behaviour.
• If I choose to perform such actions then the consequences shall be wholly and completely borne by myself (although I may choose to email the story to the owner of this page, for a good laugh)
• I am at least 18 months of age and have the nouse not to show the material on this site to my elders or anyone associated with law enforcement.
• I am not, nor have I ever been employed by a law enforcement agency.
• I will not sell and/or in any way redistribute the contents of this site.
• I understand that any picture or image contained herein is an artefact of computer manipulation, and does not represent actual events. Furthermore, I understand that any text whether instructional or narrational, is purely fictitous, and any implication or suggestion of illegal activity is just a load of baloney.
• If I use these services in violation of the above agreement, I understand I may be in violation of local and/or federal laws or alternately, I may be nailed to a wall by my ears, and be poked at with brooms or other household cleaning implements for an indeterminate period of time.

By entering, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise.

Bookmarking to a page on this server/site whereby this warning page is by-passed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth, not to mention a demonstration of my own impatience, and admission of my non-sense of humour.

I am in complete agreement with ALL of the above terms, so I may click HERE to continue.

I am a straight-laced boring git, who probably shouldn't be surfing the net, let alone wasting the bandwidth of such a cool site. I apologize for my birth. Click HERE - mummy will be impressed.