Shea's Theater Of The Absurd
Hi (A warm handshake and an impish grin) glad to meet you, overjoyed, delighted, charmed, enchanted, come on in... sit down over there... comfy? GREAT! Well, lets get started shall we?
I'm Shea. I live in Southern California. A little suburb of Los Angeles. Called Sylmar. It's rural alright. Chock full of the goodness of horses, nighttime star visibility and best of all... parking.
I'm 44, a playful Aries ( Compatibility Chart 1 ) , full of vim vigor, vitality and other "V" words. I fancy myself a hippie minded, altruistic, sweetheart.
I live for variety. They tell me it's the spice of life. But there are monthly and yearly things that seems to catch me no matter what.
If you see someone driving on the highways and biways of sunny Southern California, with their windows down, singing joyfully loud and out of tune... wave - that would be me. I love JACK-FM . 60's - 70's rock, care to join me and dance the night away.
Travel is my passion. Been to Nawlins twice to Mardi Gras. Europe and the US Virgin Islands. But I want to go to Greece, Fiji and Australia.
I love to laugh, and a huge passion is Comedy. Bill Hicks, Steven Wright, Penn & Teller. Serve me some fresh steamy absurdity ala the Amazing Johnathan. Gary Larson makes me gaffaw. I also love Cirque de Soleil.
TV passes the time. Some of my fav's are Mystery Science 3000, Politically Incorrect, Mad TV, Discovery Channel and Sci-Fi Channel.
Give me a well acted movie over TV any day. I enjoy films created by the twisted likes of Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorcesie.
Education is a big love. I am on my way to becoming a good teacher by studying boring teachers. I now teach visually handicapped (Blind).
I pass gas for a living. I work as a Respiratory Therapist and Hyperbarics in a hospital.
I read everything in my native language. For GREAT bathroom reading try Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. The Utne Reader, The Nose and The Television Chronicles.
We all have heroes. Mine are Patch Adams and Comic Relief.
Some times I'm compelled to visit what I regard as the happiest places on earth which are The Exploritorium and The Magic Castle.
So, that's it...that's me, thanks for the visit. I'm so pleased that you came today I'd like to thank you.