Friday, December 31, 2004


posted at 11:24am by: suj


"What would be the scientific purpose of killing it? Revenge."


My forever-long search for the energy drink known as Red Bull has come to an end. Just moments ago I stumbled upon a well-known variety store in hopes that they might have stock in this hyper-active energy drink and to my humble surprise they did. To make a long counter-girl flirting story short I ended up buying a case which made way to a giant hole in my wallet.


---THIS JUST IN---
the phrase "I'm Rick James Bitch" is no longer considered cool
---THIS JUST IN---


Now, for some site updates information. I just finished writing up a "The Life Aquatic” movie review which should be posted either sometime tonight or most likely tomorrow (just need to edit) and also the "Babes of Year" list from both myself and clarkey should be up by Tuesday. And as for all the other "year end" shit well, they'll be up very soon also.


So, this is the last blog post of the year and I will be bringing in the New Year with drunken episode at a “party” with the red bull and vodka at my side. Cheers to you 2004, you had a great run filled with events that will be forever immortalized in future editions of trivial pursuit.


....this is my life and it's ending one drink of red bull and vodka at a time











Monday, December 27, 2004


posted at 4:59pm by: suj


Casino Night Results


Lost $150...note to self: I need a job


....this is my life and it’s ending one loss at a time











Sunday, December 26, 2004


posted at 7:14pm by: suj


"...You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins...."


The Casino has always been a fixture in my imagination. I've often dreamt about what it would be like walking into a casino with all the lights, noise, and thought that you might actually come out with a win and or a big loss which then often comes with an embellished intriguing story. So, in a couple of hours or so I'll be competing in the game of chance and whether or not my partner, lady luck, will be one my side remains to be seen....anyways if I do lose there’s place called "BAR" to waste away my sorrows. And yes I have finally turned nineteen and its time to come face to face with all the benefits that age has at its disposal.


....this is my life and it’s ending one hundred dollars at a time











Wednesday, December 22, 2004


posted at 7:07pm by: suj


"...I'm applying to Oxford and the Sorbonne. Harvard's my safety..."


So, I got a look at my final grades for semester number one and the only expression I could muster up upon seeing them was a smile from ear to ear. By no means am I saying that I got excellent marks, certainly not the kind of grades that would make Bill Gates hid under the covers. I got a 78% average so make what you will with it. The reason I was so happy was the fact that out of the seven classes I had there was only one that I stumbled into problems with, one class to which slowly became an unforgiving thorn on my side as no matter what I did, how hard I tried, I always seemed to achieve the lowest mark possible. The class was taught by the head of the damn program and was more or less an English class. As you read this you can probably tell that I don't have a cool grasp on the English language nor grammar itself and at midterm I was failing the class by three points. With the assignments that followed I only dug a bigger hole, but thanks to my last ditch efforts to which I am somewhat famous for and the ‘Suj Charm’ to which I am not famous for I was able to pull off a passing mark of 61%. Now, as for next semesters schedule which I too was able to take a glimpse at all I can say is WTF. Wednesday will be hell for me to the extent that I may get shot at on the way home. Let's just say classes will end really late on Wednesdays in the joyous ‘safe’ haven of Humber College.


....this is my life and it’s ending one passing grade at a time











Sunday, December 19, 2004


posted at 6:51pm by: suj


"...You'll never shut down the real Napster..."


First came Napster, which was hands down the best program to download free music as it had the best interface, it was easy, and it was just awesome. Once that got shut down, Kazaa and the rest of the P2P networks saved the day and offered us computer nerds the ability to download free songs, movies, and such. To me these new file-sharing networks sucked cause of all its spyware which totally fucks up your computer as it did mine.


After dozens of repairs and finally deciding to get rid of Kazaa I searched endlessly for another program of sorts to get my downloading fix. I came across something called mRIC, which to me was very confusing and no matter how much I read the tutorials I could not grasp how to use the damn program. Then came my savior, BitTorrent, its was easy to use and fast with no fucking spyware, but today is a sad day cause all my websites where I collect torrent links (suprnova.org) are all but dead. The MPAA and all of the other federal corporations are cracking down on all the little communities and now I’m somewhat left to fire up my vcr to record my missed television shows, actually wait till a movies come to video to watch it again, and in time my music torrent sites will go down as well and at that moment I will be like everyone else and no longer have the ability to get the latest CDs months before its release. So, as I type this little spew I am desperately searching the webber-net for alternative sites so I myself can once again feel superior and somewhat like a criminal mastermind sticking it to the man with every download.


....this is my life and it’s ending one torrent site at a time











Wednesday, December 15, 2004


posted at 1:10am by: suj


Deliberate Natalie Portman Cleavage Image of the Day





....this is my life and it’s ending one natalie portman pic at a time











Monday, December 13, 2004


posted at 7:48pm by: suj


Albums of the Year...


Well, the first batch of year-end festivities is up. Check out what myself, clarkey, and guest contributor gibb think are the top ten best albums of 2004. Just head over to the "Review" section, click on "Year-End Reivew" and you can't miss it. But if your just to lazy to do all that just click here.


....this is my life and it’s ending one radical album at a time











Sunday, December 12, 2004


posted at 3:18pm by: suj


"That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenebaum. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now?...."


Kool-Aid Jammers are one of the tastiest beverages around. On a different note, school is almost done with (for at least a semester) and it’s about that time of year where everyone gets into that so-called holiday spirit and shit. But before all that fun can flourish I got two exams to dwell upon: Photography and Journalism also there's this public speaking presentation I got to get through about the infamous "cola wars". Its only then I can conform to the rest of the world and put on my red cap, sit back, and let the joy the season roll.


There's really nothing interesting or blog-worthy going on in my life right now, besides the fact that I got a brand spanking new cell-phone and finally learned how to snap my fingers. I’m really expecting my life to certainly change when the 26th comes along where I’ll finally be able to walk into a bar, order a drink, and feel absolutely liberated. When 18 transforms like an auto-bot into 19 on boxing day I’ll be taking a cue from the my idol, Seth Cohen, as it will become a “new era” in world of Suj or at least I hope it will.


Also, stay on the look out for some year-end reviews and top ten of the year shit which will be posted in the not too distant future.


....this is my life and it’s ending one Kool-Aid Jammer at a time











Tuesday, December 7, 2004


posted at 7:45pm by: suj


This Day In Mandy Moore History





December 7, 1997 - Mandy gets her first period and is embarrassed when her mother accidentally reveals the news aloud at the family dinner table which made eating a medium-rare stake very uneasy for the men of the Moore household.


....this is my life and it’s ending one 'this day in Mandy Moore history' at a time











Sunday, December 5, 2004


posted at 5:09pm by: suj


"...and so it is just like you said it would be..."


So, for the past 6 years whenever there comes an assignment involving somekind of artsy shit no matter the class I always do the exact same thing: a duel image collage. What exactly is a "duel image college"? Well, basically it’s a bunch of images cut together so that when you look at it from the right theirs an image then when looked at from the left its entirely different image. I'm currently knee deep in cardboard, glue, and dozens of images of various places and people that will, by tonight, be crafted together to become yet another one of my repetitive "duel image colleges" to be handed in tomorrow at 10am. Like I said I’ve done this so-called "artistic" work for the last 6 years and each time I’ve done it the teachers along with my fellow classmates are always amazed and I’m awarded with a gracious grade. So, with this new one I expect nothing less.


....this is my life and it’s ending one 'duel image collage' at a time











Thursday, December 2, 2004


posted at 8:13am by: suj


"It's so nice sitting very still, in a room where no one else can feel"


Yesterday was an eventful day of sorts as it began with a broken alarm and a disgruntled Suj. As I looked at the clock with its blinking '12:00' I quickly turned on the TV to check the appropriate time and it seemed that I would be late for school and with that knowledge I took my sweet ass time getting ready. Took a nice long relaxing warm shower, several minutes checking myself out in the mirror (and I’ve notice that I looking fucking hot wet) accompanied by many chants of 'your so cool', combed my hair with my hands making it elegantly disheveled, and just before I exited the bathroom I was stopped by a sudden urge to take a dump and I might I add it was one of my best works. Decked out in my brown blazer, blue roots sweater, blue dirty jeans, red converse shoes, and my newly acquired black framed glasses I was ready to make my way to school.


As I arrived, after the misadventures through public transportation, the only thing going through my head was "why the hell am I here?" the reason being is that today there was nothing due, no new assignments to be handed out, basically there was no point to being there. Well, there was one reason and its goes by the name Evaleen. So, when I got the steps of Humber I was really late for Public Relations to the point that there was only 10min left in class and I said to myself "fuck it" and decided to waste the hour in between classes at the woodbine mall.


When I got back I had a couple of minutes before Internet Survey began and I usually wait at the nearby hallway a place where Evaleen usually waits. 10min in low and behold she comes walking by and sits right next to me. The common saying of "hello" exchanged between the two of us thus developing into a conversation. We talked about my glasses and my keen sense of fashion to which she keeps bringing up, the PR presentations held earlier which I skipped, the wonderful tool known as the iPod, and the internet program BitTorrent. Throughout the conversation I couldn't stop acting like a bubbling idiot, I don't know every time I’m around girls I like this always happens it’s a nervous habit that I must shake off. Also I couldn’t stop ogling her sheer beauty she’s like something out of the big book of goddesses. I couldn't really make my move cause her friend was right next to her and I wasn't really making the best case for myself, BitTorrent who the fuck talks about BitTorrent when trying to hook up? An idiot that's who.


....this is my life and it’s ending one minute at a time