COME ON ENGLAND!!!!
BUY EXCLUSIVE ROY-WEAR PRODUCTS HERE!!!
An induction of Roy:
ROY (Real Name Richard Chaz) is 20 and single (if any ladies have been struck by the ROY charm). It is fair to say that he is pretty unique compared to any normal 18 year old males, as ROY thinks and talks like he is already an 80 year old man. With the traditional Derbyshire accent of all the 'Ay Me Duck' language and stuff now extint, it is so very strange that a child brought up in the 80's/90's holds such verbal attributes....
But apart from what you have just heard about ROY, that is not why he has a college cult and webpage dedicated to him, it is because of what he says and thinks. As it is amazing to think that ROY is actually a real person, not even a pre-writen script can compare to some of the live thoughts of ROY.....
It is understandable that if you have never heard ROY say these things you are about to see, that you may not find him as funny as what some of us priviledged people do. But with the desciptions you have heard, please try to get as effective as possible idea of what ROY would sound like....
ONE DAY WE AIM TO GET ROY TO RECORD SOME SOUNDS SAMPLES SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE TRUE ROY FEEL.....
In the Meantime, check out the Quotes, they are orginised into sections A,B, C,D + U. (A being the top class quotes, U being the poorest)...ENJOY!!
The A Materail!!
The B Materail
The C Materail
The D Materail
The U Materail
A ROY TRIBUTE FROM SOME FAMOUS FACES
Here at last by popular demand JOHN CHALLANDS quotes CLICK HERE to see the funniest thing since ROY!!!
COMING SOON!!!
THE FIRST OFFICIAL ROY UPDATE AND MORE JOHN QUOTES!!
The guestbook is now up and running, it's a new one as the old stopped working. You can still view the old signing below however
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Leave comments about ROY on the guestbook, or you could tell us which ROY quote is your favourite, MENTION IF YOU ARE FROM MACKWORTH COLLEGE!!
dork of the day award winner september 2000
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