(to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")
You're destroying the environment? Bomb Iraq!
If the homefront is a mess
And you need a war success,
Put your money in defense
And Bomb Iraq!
Congress gave up all its power? Bomb Iraq!
We're gonna make those Muslims cower: Bomb Iraq!
There's no funding for Medicare,
No clean water or clean air.
Our leader doesn't want to share
So Bomb Iraq!
So we can censor "free expression": Bomb Iraq!
The country is in a huge recession... Bomb Iraq!
We've got National Jesus Day,
We hate Islamics, Jews, and gays;
Why don't we go to war today?
Let's Bomb Iraq!
Sans support of United Nations, Bomb Iraq!
Without a scrap of validation, Bomb Iraq!
When you need someone to blame,
You can play a war-like game.
Without a sense of guilt or shame
We'll Bomb Iraq!
El presidente is a bitch, he'll Bomb Iraq!
Just to scratch a twelve-year itch he'll Bomb Iraq!
He'll drop some bombs off in Baghdad-
Ooh, won't Dr. Blix be mad!
Just to best his dear ol' dad
He'll Bomb Iraq!
We'll drop bombs of mass destruction in Iraq!
We'll leave permanent repercussions in Iraq!
Say "Bye" to democracy,
Honest foreign policy.
Welcome domestic tyranny:
C'mon, Bomb Iraq!
To be truly patriotic, Bomb Iraq!
Our government has gone psychotic: Bomb Iraq!
The country of the brave and free
Is a perverse society?
We're gonna create World War Three:
We'll Bomb Iraq!
Gotta destroy the "axis of evil" - Bomb Iraq!
Though it'll cause a great upheaval, Bomb Iraq!
C'mon, let's make some noise,
Starving Iraqi girls and boys,
Dubya is playing with his toys:
He'll Bomb Iraq!
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