…and your first daughter Paige.
…you claim Damonism as your belief.
…your favorite song is “Afternoon Delight”.
…you abhor the name Odessa.
…you know nothing about baseball…but you love the Red Sox.
…you know the words to “Tun Vuo’ Fa L’Americano”.
…you really really really want to go fishing near Marseilles….
…your dream car is a beat-up red Mini.
…you own a ratty corduroy jacket.
…you’ve seen Mystic Pizza. More than once.
…you’re dying to see “Gerry”
…your favorite month is October.
…you actually saw Geronimo.
…you went to every bar in Knoxville to examine the bartenders.
…you rewatched every crowd shot in “Field of Dreams”.
…you have a sudden urge to see a play in London.
…you really want to go to Greenwich Village.
…you’ve been to every batting cage in Boston…and you’re not the “sporty” type.
…you love the World Series of Poker.
…you have a burning desire to take up golf.
…you currently drink white wine spritzers. Or tea.
…your new favorite store is T.J. Maxx.
…you willingly watch Ben Affleck movies.
…you saw “Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron”. In theatres.
…you tell the “don’t forget the coffee!” joke at parties.
…you saw “Chasing Amy”.
…you own all his movies. Including “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back”.
…your favorite book is “Through the Looking Glass”.
…you’ve named a pet “Loki”.
…you forgot Will Smith was in “The Legend of Bagger Vance”.
…you own a pair of lime green shorts.
…you have fits whenever you hear someone say the word “later”.
…you NEVER forget Pittsburgh.
…you listen to “My Funny Valentine” every night.
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