Ross Klatte

I am a piano player. But I like to eat regular, so I also write computer programs.


Cats: one
Dogs: two
Sons: one
Daughters: two
Meatheads: one
Wives: one




Music you can't dance to, can't sing along to, but you still don't like
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(3:03, 6kb) A Meeting Under a Tree. (lyrics) (13:22, 321kb) Answer the Damn Phone.
(1:19, 7kb) Black Hills Ramble.
(2:03, 6kb) Carolina Soaked with Sun. (1:51, 21kb) Crossing Over. (2:41, 13kb) December Rain.
(2:20, 24kb) Dwarf Rondo. (4:14, 47kb) Eight-Fold Path. (1:11, 5kb) Everything Blue.
(1:22, 4kb) Far So Far. (2:04, 6kb) Fire in the Sanctuary (Psalm 74). (2:02, 10kb) Going Home.
(1:13, 14kb) Graduation. (lyrics) (1:38, 6kb) If You Want Me You Can Have Me. (1:24, 7kb) Kayak.
(1:21, 10kb) Kill Boy Number One. (3:09, 76kb) Knock Knock Who's There. (1:28, 7kb) Last Chance Love.
(1:58, 22kb) Lonely Girl. (lyrics) (2:24, 14kb) Look Look at My Heart. (6:15, 11kb) Lost Legacy.
(2:24, 11kb) My Life Is Going Strong. (1:25, 15kb) Need to Know. (4:25, 10kb) October 30th.
(4:01, 23kb) Our God Jehovah Is His Name. (lyrics) (3:16, 9kb) Paradigm. (2:24, 21kb) Planting Azaleas.
(8:27, 76kb) Rafting on the Tyger River. (5:33, 235kb) Riley's 3rd Reich IV. (3:45, 7kb) Roll Your Love on Cardboard Tubes.
(4:09, 54kb) She Don't Love You Anymore. (lyrics) (3:06, 7kb) She's Gone. (3:00, 48kb) Stalking Wind.
(5:07, 82kb) Star Blight Stark Night. (2:08, 8kb) Summer Vacation. (lyrics) (2:20, 65kb) Surfation.
(3:15, 90kb) Sweet Alcohol. (lyrics) (4:05, 110kb) Takoyaki (Octopus Dumplings). (4:08, 18kb) The Time I Spent.
(1:48, 11kb) The Way You Cook Your Macaroons. (3:38, 55kb) Toe Tapper Dance. (1:53, 13kb) Too Much In Love.
(2:05, 4kb) Tree Frogs. (2:00, 17kb) Vontay. (1:28, 5kb) When the Earth Was Green with Trees.
(0:46, 4kb) Winnie the Pooh. (4:43, 75kb) Xiaohe Watermill. (2:20, 26kb) Yemmassee.

All songs words and music ©2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 by Ross Klatte


People who won the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes (but won't admit it)

Marion Marion
Don Don
April April
D. A. D. A.
Darren Darren

Valerie Valerie
Al Al
Tony Tony
Troy Troy
Ernest Ernest

Holly Holly
Theresa Theresa
Darl Darl
Don Don
Diann, Rick Diann, Rick

Melissa, David Melissa, David
Valerie Valerie
Sean Shawn
Jeff Jeff
Ken Ken

Lucy Lucy
Joe Joe
Lisa Lisa
Richard Richard
Louis Louis

Eddie Eddie
Ed Ed
Margie Margie
Erik Erik
Sarah Sarah

Fatish Fatish
Jimmy Jimmy
Jan Jan
Dave Dave
Drayton Drayton

Vanessa Vanessa
Russell Russell
Rupert Rupert
Ashley Ashley
Judy Judy

Mister D Mister D
Duane Duane
Brenda Brenda
Hang Hang
Inna Inna

Joe Joe
Pat Pat
Susan Susan
Jeremy Jeremy
Tab Tab

Les Les
Marie Marie
Don Don
Irvin Irvin
Gwen Gwen

Binit Binit
Dariusz Dariusz
Regina Regina
Cap'n Pete Cap'n Pete
Jesse Jesse

Opal Opal
Junko Junko
Veselin Veselin

Pictures:
(jpeg, 60kb) A dog named Golo.
(jpeg, 61kb) A dog named Kifi.
(jpeg, 63kb) Newest son-in-law Brian.
(jpeg, 6kb) Man, that lunar eclipse was, like, you know, so totally total!
(jpeg, 59kb) Are we having fun yet?
(jpeg, 56kb) Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to You!
(jpeg, 58kb) appropriate business attire to be worn at all times

  1. doppelganger
  2. Be sure to check out the 'Vox Populi Vox Dei' column
    Asahi newspaper in English
  3. Underground music
  4. Undisciplined music
  5. Undefined music
  6. Professor Jim Breen's Japanese-English dictionary
  7. Espionage, counterespionage, and drunken carousing
  8. Nephew Jim
  9. Pictures from South Carolina
  10. Japanese encoding required
    Some Japanese pop songs (kayôkyoku) from the '70's...plus an interview with former Prime Minister Nakasone
  11. white guys
  12. local pix
  13. hometown AOL
  14. feel in the blanks
  15. The Down Town Boogie Woogie BandWaterfront Girl, and other stories from Ancient Nippon
  16. The Lippnikers at Spartanburg festivalSpring Fling:
  17. WelcomeVista

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