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(Somewhere in Orc Village, a few screens away from the dungeon sit a Blacksmith (Four) and Knight (Jacqueline) by the waterside with variated music signs and poring smiles over their heads. A Knight (Herbert) is a bit off to the right, approaching the two.)

Herbert: hEar goehs nothing. Bob better bee right. (sits in front of Jacqueline and Four.)
Jacqueline: Hello. (has a wave sign overhead, which is mirrored by Four and Herbert.)
Four: Hi.
Herbert: Greetinggs, pretty laydies. (a poring smile hangs overhead.)
Four: (mirrors with a poring sign.)
Herbert: Ho'w's levelling?
Jacqueline: Slow. ;_;
Four: Okay, I guess. *shrugs*
Four: So, how are you today?
Herbert: (a music sign appears overhead.) I'm exhillarated, Fore!
Jacqueline: Sup?
Four: Oh, what happened?
Herbert: 3 dayis from now, I'm beeing marrieds.
Jacqueline: Seriously?
Four: (holds up an exclamation sign.) Who's the lucky lady?
Herbert: Ohg,,,um...
Herbert: Bob.

(Jacqueline and Four simultaneously hold up question marks.)

Jacqueline: Say again?
Four: Bernice?
Herbert: (a sweatdrop sign appears.) Bohb.
Four: *coughs*
Jacqueline: What?
Four: Herbert, are you marrying a guy?
Herbert: (a thumbs up sign appears overhead.) Yess.
Herbert: Woul you liike two com to our weedding?

(Jacqueline and Four have silence dots signs for a moment before a music and poring smile sign appears.)

Jacqueline: Sure.
Four: *nods* I'd love to!
Herbert: (Insert directions, date, and place and mispell them.)
Jacqueline: Not in guild?
Herbert: Ohh,,,um...Noo.
Four: Would you like to join ours? We're all women, but
Four: Since you like men, we'd all have a common bond. *grins*
Jacqueline: Say yes.
Herbert: Yesh!!!
Herbert: Tank you, Bohb! (a music sign appears overhead.)
Jacqueline: Huh?





(In Aldebaran is a table with two seats, one occupied by a Priestess (Adrianne). A Knight (Pimpymac) walks in from the right and sits in the other one.)

Pimpymac: Adrianne, can I mac with you privately? (a hearts sign hangs overhead.)
Adrianne: I thought you were with Taxi!!
Pimpymac: God-Poing, I can't be caught on a chain to that battleaxe.
Adrianne: More like a leash in your case.
Adrianne: You know I'm almost married.
Pimpymac: (a poring smile sign appears overhead.) Even better. You know the case of married women and bachelors?
Adrianne: ....
Pimpymac: We'd suit each other good. (hangs a heart sign.)
Adrianne: (dark clouds hang overhead.) Why are you such a...male who.re??
Pimpymac: (thumbs up sign overhead.) Not very original. You know, you're one of a LOT who ask that.
Adrianne: ...
Pimpymac: =) In several ways, babe. (a music sign hangs overhead.)
Adrianne: (holding silence dots.) ....
Adrianne: Well?
Pimpymac: I love only two things in Midgard. (a peace/victory sign hangs overhead.)
Pimpymac: 1. Myself.
Adrianne: Such as?
Pimpymac: 2. Women.
Adrianne: ...
Pimpymac: (holds a question mark.) Your head filled now?
Adrianne: That explains nothing!
Pimpymac: Eh?
Adrianne: There has to be a way you came to your...way of acting.
Pimpymac: (a poring smile hangs overhead.) Nah. I was born a pimp. (a kissing heart sign appears overhead.)
Adrianne: (has a question mark overhead.) So you were just born a world-class jer.k??
Pimpymac: (a silence dots sign hangs overhead.) Look, let me level with you.
Adrianne: No.
Pimpymac: Not fight monsters...
Pimpymac: You know that no matter who you meet, there's always someone better?
Adrianne: Of course, but I think Sk8erman was the uber player.
Pimpymac: Not that. In relationships.
Adrianne: What are you getting at?
Pimpymac: Why didn't you stay with Rocki?
Adrianne: ...
Pimpymac: Exactly. Dustin suits you.
Pimpymac: ...for now.
Adrianne: (a dark cloud hangs overhead.) We'll love each other for...ever.
Pimpymac: (a laugh sign appears overhead.) That's exactly what Cassandra said to me back in beta 1. =)
Adrianne: Who?

(A question sign appears overhead Adrianne, while a Wizard (Dustin) walks in from the right. With silence dots signs overhead, Dustin starts to cast a spell targetted on Pimpymac.)

Pimpymac: Alright, alright! (stands up and walks a few steps away from his seat.)
Dustin: (sits down in Pimpymac's place.) ...
Pimpymac: Remember what I said, babe. (walks out of the screen to the left.)
Dustin: Hello, Addy. Sorry, late.





(On the southeastern corner of Payon 3 fight an Assassin, a Priestess, 2 Knights, and a Wizard. In the middle sit the two Knights side (Zace) by side (Quell), while to the left fights an Assassin (Bob) with an archer skeleton, and to the right the Priestess (Candy) is healing a Munak. The Wizard (Meg) walks to a step before Candy, who finishes off the Munak.)

Meg: Greetings, lovely Priestess.
Candy: Hello.
Zace: (faces Quell with a poring smile sign.) Of course!
Meg: Normally, I am stronger than a Baphomet, but a mob of SSs overtook me.
Candy: Oh.
Meg: (a question mark appears overhead.) May I partake in your healing powers?
Bob: (downs the Archer Skeleton.) Another one bites the dust!
Candy: Sorry. I'm just out of SP.
Quell: (faces Zace with a laugh sign.) Whisper...pss...pss...
Meg: Hmph. An insult!
Bob: (has a question mark sign overhead as he faces a spawning Munak and Familiar.) Huh?
Candy: (sits down.) Say again?
Meg: Surely, you mock the very graceful words I spoke to you.
Meg: Fine, then. I shall find another that appreciates my charms. (walks off to the north.)
Candy: ...
Bob: (Envenoms the Munak.) You unwittingly made yourself an enemy, Candy.
Candy: I don't have SP.
Bob: I know. Any fool could tell by your sitting. (finishes the Munak with Sonic Blow and cuts down the Familiar.)
Bob: (has silence dots overhead.) These bats really are a bother.
Candy: Yeah.
Quell: (a music sign hangs.) Anything for you.
Bob: (sits beside Candy.) She was right, though. You are beautiful.
Candy: ... (a Familiar spawns beside her.)
Quell: Wrong chat...
Bob: ^o^ I can see why even women like you.
Candy: Stop that. (stands and attacks the Familiar, then sits down.)
Bob: What is it?
Candy: BS-ing.
Bob: (Attacks 2 Munaks that spawn.) Haha. You know, some women LIKE being admired.
Candy: Aren't you with Herbert?
Bob: Of course. I love Ert. ^o^ Why, you don't think I don't?
Bob: (Finishes the 2 Munaks and sits back down.) We've known each other since the training grounds.
Candy: ...
Candy: Same for me and Garnet.
Bob: you don't say?
Candy: Yeah.
Bob: Guess we got a lot in common.

(Meg returns with a large mob of Soldier Skeletons, Archer Skeletons, Familiars, and Munaks behind her.)

Meg: (with the help sign.) !!! (walks out of the screen away from the monsters, which turn and attack Bob, Candy, Quell, and Zace.)
Zace: (countering a Munak.) Quell, you alright?
Bob: (using Sonic Blow on 2 Archer Skeletons.) ^o^ A real mob.
Candy: (Heals a munak twice then tries to run from a few Munaks having a help sign overhead.) No SP!
Quell: (countering Soldier Skeletons.) Yes, dear.
Bob: (turns from the Archer Skeletons to attack and draw away the Munaks that are after Candy.) Are you okay?
Candy: (runs from the one remaining Munak until Quell takes it down.) Thanks, yes.
Bob: No problem. (uses Sonic Blow and finishes off two Munaks.)
Candy: (sits down while the rest fend off the monsters.) Damnit. I'm too weak.
Zace: (holds a music sign while countering the remaining Munak.) I guess this interrupts our pleasant moment.
Quell: Yes, dear. ;_;
Bob: Why not make an Assassin? (downs the last Archer Skeleton.)
Candy: I've spent too much time on this Priest.
Zace: (sits down.) Come beside me once you're finished.
Bob: Oh. Supportive? (stands in place in defensive stance.)
Candy: No, Slayer. (sits.)
Quell: (offs the last Soldier Skeleton and seats by Zace.) Whisper...pss...pss.
Bob: Sit in the corner. I'll hold them off.
Candy: ...
Bob: As a friend. ^o^
Candy: (stands up, goes to the corner, and sits.) Fine.
Zace: (with a heart sign overhead.) You know I love you.
Bob: (sits beside Candy with a question mark, facing Zace and Quell.) Hmm....
Candy: Yaoi.
Quell: (replies to Zace with a heart sign.) Yes. We're enjoying each other's presence.
Bob: Haha. (has a laugh sign overhead.)
Candy: What is it?
Bob: Two guys maccing with each other. ROFL.
Candy: (has an exclamation mark, followed by a question sign.) I don't see how it can be so funny to you.
Bob: What do you mean?
Candy: Herbert?
Bob: (holds silence dots.) Oh, right. ^^; I love Ert more than anything.
Zace: (is covered by an exclamation mark.) An affectionate man!
Quell: (mirrors Zace and walks over to Bob, sitting beside him.) Comrade!
Candy: ...
Bob: (sweatdrops, then holds a peace/victory sign.) Oh, yeah. ^o^
Zace: (sits in front of Bob.) We are in a special guild that would gladly welcome you and say...Herbert?
Quell: Yaoi. All men.
Bob: ...
Candy: Bob would love to, though Herbert is in another guild.
Quell: (holds a music sign.) Terrific!
Bob: (sweatdrops.) Oh, I couldn't...impede on you folks.
Quell: Surely not, and there can always be an available spot for Herbert!
Zace: We'd be glad to have you. Of course not!
Candy: C'mon, Bob. You have a common bond with them. (a thumbs up sign hangs overhead.)
Bob: ...




-Notes-

I really, really wanted to put a little bit of romance into this, but...found something...even more interesting? ^_^

To satisfy someone's vote for Yaoi were Zace and Quell. See? ? ? This is what happens when you vote/reply! ! ! Oh, and Bob and Herbert are a pair...hmm.... 

The famous Yaoi guild? I put it in to equal the Yuri guild. Can you guess an alliance sometime in the future? -smiles-

Now, for the apologies: Sorry for making the fighting/chatting unrealistic, but hey: Creative license (and no, I don't know where to get a REAL one.) Also, sorry to the people this was based upon. -suffers from massive-unimagination- If this confused/bored/annoyed you, then why not start a flame? -has marshmallows on hand-

Wizards own; even Meg. ^_^