All the Small Things:  3 Weddings and a Funeral:  Wedding Bells

(Inside Prontera church, crowded around the stage are three knights (Zace, Jacqueline, and Quell), one blacksmith (Rocki), two hunters (Jacques and M3talman), two Huntresses (Venetia and Odessa), two Assassins (Oranges and Natsumi) and a merchant (Xerxes). In the pulpit is a priest (Wendel).)

Wendel: It should be about time to begin.
Jacques: So you're going to use an Old Blue Box for storage or something? 
Candy: ...
Rocki: Damnit, Xerxes!
Natsumi: Right. I'm whispering Adrianne for them to come.
Carl: (has a music sign.) No.
Rocki: (with dark clouds). I'm not paying that much!
Oranges: (sweatdrops.) No, dude, OBBs give you random items.
Herbert: OBbS aree replaceds by neew items.
Herbert: Righht.
Rocki: Overpriced!
Jacques: (sweatdrops.) So that overweight novice didn't need it?
M3talman: Hoo hoo hoo.
Rocki: Highway robbery!
Oranges: You gave an OBB away?
Jacqueline: No kidding?
Odessa: *laughs* You're joking, right?
Natsumi: Lol.
Garnet: (has an exclamation signn.) That's easily worth over 200k, Jacques!
Jacques: (with a crying sign.) What???
Zace: So true!
Oranges: What's Xerxes trying to sell to you this time?
Zace: Wrong chat, sorry.

(A Knight, two Priestesses, a Wizard, a Blacksmith, and an Assassin enter from the bottom in two columns, with the people already crowded moving to let them through to the stage. On the left side of the stage stand in a column wearing veils a Priestess (Adrianne), a Blacksmith (Garnet), and Knight (Herbert). On the right side of the stage stand in a column a Wizard (Dustin), a Priestess (Candy), and Assassin (Bob).)

Rocki: (with a smirk sign.) You'll see.
Wendel: *clears throat*
Odessa: *scratches head* Huh?
Quell: Aren't they lovely?
Venetia: *sobs*
Xerxes: (sweatdrops.) What he means is a little gift for the bride and groom.
Natsumi: Shh!
Oranges: Brides and grooms, you mean.
Garnet: Dustin, what's this thing about faithfulness?
Adrianne: Quiet, you guys!
Jacques: (with an O sign.) Yeah. Oranges and I spent our last z on dolls.
Xerxes: Dolls?
Zace: (with a question sign.) Out of whisper, Quell?
Bob: Sohee hopefully. ^o^.
Jacqueline: Me too!
Herbert: Oh, uum.
Xerxes: Dolls??
Herbert: It'dd be nice tohave a Munaak.
Garnet: You've been yattering about it for the past hour.
Wendel: Ahem!
Xerxes: (with a dark clouds sign.) Where were you when I was selling them by the loads???
Oranges: (with a laugh sign.) Well, there goes the surprise!
M3talman: (sweatdrops.)
Dustin: ...
Quell: (with a smile sign.) Oops, I forgot. Whisper only...pss pss.
Jacques: (with an x sign.) Hey, even I know not to buy a 10k poring doll. (has a thumbs up sign.)
Venetia: EVERYBODY, SHUT UP!
Candy: ...
Natsumi: ...
Herbert: ....
Jacques: (with a omg sign.) ...!
Oranges: (with a laugh sign.) ...?
Jacques: ...! ...! (has a laugh sign.)
Garnet: Lol.
Wendel: *rubs temples* Agh.
Wendel: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here, to marry...
Jacques: All of us???
Natsumi: Shh!
Dustin: ...
Oranges: >.<
Wendel: Garnet, Herbert, and Adrianne...
Wendel: To...
Wendel: Candy, Bob, and Dustin.
Wendel: Love is a union...
Wendel: Of two kindred spirits...
Wendel: Made in the heavens,
Wendel: And brought down to earth to be shared...
Xerxes: Wow, he filled my chat screen.
Wendel: And returned only to the heavens...
Rocki: What resolution do you have?
Natsumi: Shh!
Wendel: When life reaches its dusk.
Wendel: Now, let us take this time to see these 3 couples exchange rings.
Jacqueline: Uh...how?
Oranges: (sweatdrops.) We can't exactly see them make an exchange.
Wendel: (sweatdrops.)
Bob: (has a lightbulb sign, goes into the center of the stage.) Come here, Ert.
Herbert: Oh, umm, okay. (moves to in beside Bob, facing him.)

(A diamond ring drops besides Bob and Herbert picks it up.)

Wendel: Ah.
Wendel: If there be any last words to exchange before marriage, let them be said.
Bob: We're fine. (with a thumbs up sign.)
Herbert: Actully, Bob, this ihs for you. (drops a necklace of oblivion.)
Bob: (picks up necklace of oblivion.) Wow, Ert!!! You knew I always wanted one!!!
Bob: But...why?
Herbert: Because, Bob, I truly like you.
Bob: ...
Jacqueline: (with an exclamation sign.) He spelled it correctly!
Jacques: Man, I just noticed that too! (has a laugh sign.)

(Herbert and Bob move back to their spots in the two columns, while Candy and Garnet move to the center of the stage facing each other. Candy drops a diamond ring and Garnet picks it up.)

Garnet: Well, this is it.
Candy: ...yeah.
Garnet: We're really getting married.
Candy: ....yeah.
Garnet: Together.
Candy: ...yeah.
Garnet: For the rest of our RO days.
Candy: ...
Candy: ...yeah.
Garnet: (has a question mark.) I like you?
Candy: I like you too.

(Garnet and Candy move back to their spots in the two columns, while Dustin and Adrianne move to the center of the stage facing each other. Dustin drops a diamond ring and Adrianne picks it up.)

Dustin: And it's that you've always stayed true, Addy?
Adrianne: (with an irritated sign.) For the last time, Dusty, of course!
Adrianne: I love you!
Dustin: ...
Dustin: I love you too, Addy.

(Dustin and Adrianne move back to their spots in the two columns.)

Wendel: Do you, Dustin, Candy, and Bob, take Adrianne, Garnet, and Herbert,
Wendel: As your lawfully wedded spouses for the rest of your RO days?
Dustin: ...
Candy: I do.
Bob: I do too.
Dustin: I do.
Oranges: I do three.
Jacques: I do four.
Venetia: (with a dark clouds sign.) QUIET!
Wendel: Do you, Adrianne, Garnet, and Herbert, take Dustin, Candy, and Bob,
Wendel: As your lawfully wedded spouses for the rest of your RO days?
Adrianne: I do.
Herbert: I doh.
Garnet: I do.
Wendel: If there be reason that these 3 couples should not be wed,
Dustin: ...
Wendel: Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Venetia: ...
Odessa: ....
Dustin: I object.
Natsumi: ...
Zace: ...
Rocki: I (expletive with a dot in between its letters.) object!
Adrianne: Dusty?
Adrianne: Are you sure you don't want to marry, Dustin?
Rocki: WHAT?
Oranges: I'm sure I don't want to marry Dustin.
Candy: ...
Bob: ROFL!
Dustin: Addy, you've straight lied to me for the past day.
Adrianne: What???
Wendel: What?
Dustin: Even though you were with Pimpymac, I would've stayed with you.
Dustin: If you just had told the truth about you two.
Jacqueline: (with a question mark.) The pimp?
Dustin: Goodybe, Adrianne. (rushes out of the screen.)
Adrianne: (following.) Dusty!!!
Wendel: (sweatdrops.) I now pronounce you spouse and spouse. You may now kiss the bride.
Rocki: Damnit, these don't work inside!!!

(Garnet and Candy have kiss and heart signs over their heads, while Herbert and Bob have kiss signs over their heads.)

Rocki: What a waste of dead branches. 
Rocki: Xerxes, can I have my money back?
Xerxes: No refunds.
Rocki: Fudge!



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This is either the last or last for awhile update to the site. OH_HO.