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All the Small Things: The Baphomet Wait
(In the southeast corner room of the Hidden Temple are seated 2 knights, one assassin, one swordsman, and a wizard. The two knights are a male (Million) and a female (Taxi) with a veil sitting right next to each other. Seated and sometimes standing 4 steps away is a male swordsman (Pimpymac). 2 steps below the swordsman sits a female assassin (Natsumi). In between and below the swordsman and knights sits a Wizard (Dustin). Struck by anxiousness, boredom, and excitement, they currently await Baphomet.)
Dustin: A few more minutes...(the silence dots sign appears).
Million: How many, exactly?
Natsumi: I'd say 5, but I lost count 10 minutes ago.
Taxi: (the music sign appears) Every morning, there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's bed. *Sugar Ray*
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: Lol.
Million: (turns head towards Taxi). Dear, is that a song?
Taxi: *hugs bone-crushingly tight* Yes. ^_^
Dustin: What level are you Pimp?
Pimpymac: You're not...
Pimpymac: Asking me on some sort of yaoi date?
Dustin: (the silence dots sign appear before 4 ice walls appear around Pimpymac).
Million: Hehe.
(Pimpymac fights the ice, then Million, Natsumi, and Taxi join in. After a few seconds, the ice disappears, and they sit down again, all except for Pimpymac who stays in his defensive standing stance.)
Natsumi: Fun.
Natsumi: Are you at least 50, Pimpymac?
Pimymac: (swaying. a heart sign -alt-4- appears overhead). Babe, we can always find out on our honeymoon.
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: Lol. No thanks, I'm taken.
Taxi: Wendel the Priest, right?
(Two argiopes spawn a step away from Natsumi.)
Taxi: I saw him warping people for 800z.
Natsumi: (Fighting the argiopes.) Yeah, that's him. (Poring smile sign appears overhead.)
Million: You okay? (Simultaneously, Natsumi does the help sign.)
(Natsumi disappears and the argiopes attack Dustin.)
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: (Uncloaks.) Gomen! (Sorry!)
(Lord of Vermillion appears while Pimpymac, Million, Taxi, and Natsumi take on the argiopes. Million and Pimpymac pick up the drops.)
Dustin: Darn SP. (sits, and waits for the others to sit, except for Pimpymac, who stays in his defensive stance.)
Dustin: Sit, pimp.
Pimpymac: Can't. I'm dancing. =(
Pimpymac: =)
Natsumi: Lol.
Million: Hehe.
Taxi: Ecstasy is all you need, living in the big machine. *Goo Goo Dolls*
Million: (stands up.) Dear, I'm going to check out the next room for a few. Brb.
(Million exits out the portal above, and Pimpymac sits next to Taxi.)
Dustin: ...
Pimpymac: So, babe. What's the deal with that headdress?
Pimpymac: Eaten by an angelring?
Natsumi: Lol. You dunce, she's married to Million.
Taxi: *nods* Just yesterday. *smiles*
Pimpymac: Oh.
Dustin: ...
Dustin: How old is everyone?
Natsumi: 15.
Pimpymac: 21.
Taxi: 20.
Pimpymac: (the heart sign appears overhead).
Dustin: ...
Dustin: 18.
Taxi: No kidding? So is Million. ^_^
Pimpymac: What? You married a kid?
Natsumi: ROFL.
Taxi: (the dark cloud sign hangs overhead for a few times). He's only a year and a half younger. >:(
Pimpymac: You dead sure? I could've sworn he was 16 when I met him.
(Million reenters the room and stands in front of Pimpymac.)
Million: Move.
Pimpymac: Eh?
Million: MOVE!
Pimpymac: Just keeping your lady company. =)
Dustin: ...
Million. MOVE!!!
Pimpymac: (a poring smile sign appears overhead.)
(Jupitel Thunder strikes Pimpymac.)
Natsumi: Lol.
Natsumi: You can sit next to me, Pimpymac.
Pimpymac: Sure, babe. (walks over towards Natsumi.)
Natsumi: But we're platonic, get it?
Pimpymac: (sits down next to Natsumi.) We'll see. =)
Natsumi: (the sweatdrop sign appears.)
Taxi: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. *NStink*
(Sweatdrops appear over Pimpymac, Natsumi, and Million while a silence dots sign appear over Dustin.)
Pimpymac: NSuck, you mean.
Million: Dear, it's been a week since New Years...
Natsumi: I just love Justin Timberlake! (heart signs hang overhead Natsumi, and Pimpymac turns his head to Natsumi, mirroring her.)
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: Lol. Nice try, horny boi.
Pimpymac: Had to try. =) (a kiss sign appears overhead.)
(A knight named Sk8erman wearing Baphomet horns enters the room from the portal to the left.)
Natsumi: (a sweatdrop sign appears overhead.) You do know that Wendel will hunt you down and roast you. =) (a victory/peace sign appears overhead.)
Sk8erman: Hoo hoo hoo. Go home guys, unless you want to wait another hour.
Million: (exclamation sign appears overhead).
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: You killed Baphomet?
Pimpymac: MVP?
Taxi: Where's the love? It's not enough!
Taxi: *Hanson*
Dustin: ...
Sk8erman: Yeah, guys. He was in the other room.
Million: (mutters curses that somehow appear in-game, probably from putting periods in between the letters.)
Million: I knew I should've gone left!!!
(A hunter fly appears next to Million, but attacks Taxi, who turns and counters it.)
Million: Need help dear?
Taxi: (dark clouds hang overhead.) What did I tell you about being chivalrous? I hate it when men are!
Natsumi: I like it when Wendel protects me...
Sk8erman: She's a fierce one. Hoo hoo hoo.
Taxi: (after a few more seconds.) On second thought...HELP!
(Just as Million starts attacking it, Taxi falls.)
Million: (curses.)
Sker8man: (a sweatdrops sign appears overhead.)
Taxi: God-Poing darnit!
Dustin: ...
Pimpymac: Women...
Natsumi: Hold on, I have a yggdrasil.
(Natsumi revives Taxi, who from which hangs a Thanks sign).
Taxi: Thank you so much, Natsumi!
(Walks toward Natsumi and after a few seconds, sits back down next to Million.)
Natsumi: You just dealed me 1k flowers.
Taxi: Yeah. I was overweight before. ^_^
Dustin: ...
Pimpymac: ROFL.
Million: What??? Dear, how the hell did you make it all the way here?
Taxi: You never noticed I was running a lot?
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: Then why did you fight the hunter fly?
Taxi: Hmm...It wasn't a chonchon?
Dustin: ...
Taxi: Well, then. That explains it. ^_^
Pimpymac: Hey, Million: I was wondering.
Million: Sup?
Pimpymac: You aren't some 400lb 50 year old man picking your nose at this very second?
Million: Hehe. Nope. I'm 36 years younger.
(A few seconds pass before exclamation signs appear over everyone's but Million and Sk8erman's head.)
Sk8erman: Hoo hoo hoo. What's going on?
Dustin: ...
Taxi: ...
Natsumi: You're 14?
Million: Yeah. (a thumbs up sign hangs overhead.)
Taxi: What? ? ?
Taxi: You said you were 18! ! !
Million: I did say that, didn't I?
Dustin: ...
Pimpymac: Hey, man. You know that Taxi's 20, right?
Million: Yeah. That's why I said I was 18. (the thumbs up sign reappears.)
Taxi: (dark clouds hang overhead several times.)
Pimpymac: Dang, you're really a kid.
Million: Am not!
Pimpymac: You are.
Million: AM NOT!
Pimpymac: Heck, your voice probably hasn't even cracked.
Dustin: ...
Taxi: ...
Natsumi: Oh, dear.
Million: AM NOT TIMES INFINITY!!!
Sk8erman: (a sweatdrops sign hangs overhead.) Hoo hoo hoo.
Sk8erman: I'm off to try the doppleganger. (walks out the portal to the bottom.)
Natsumi: What are you going to do now?
Taxi: (a sob sign appears overhead.) Cry me a river. *Justin Timberlake*
Taxi: Odd...that song really is playing right now.
Dustin: You know, in my country, the legal age of marriage is 13.
Taxi: ...
Pimymac: Dang.
Natsumi: You know, Juliet was 14 when she married. (a poring smile sign appears overhead.)
Million: I'm not homersexual.
Taxi: ...
Dustin: No, but young.
Pimpymac: We weren't asking.
Million: Am not!
Taxi: ...
Natsumi: Million, cool it.
Dustin: How long until Baphomet spawns?
Natsumi: Probably 40 minutes from now.
(2 argiopes spawn next to Dustin.)
Dustin: Come on Lord of Vermillion.
(Lord of Vermillion wipes the argiopes out just as Dustin falls.)
Natsumi: (a sob sign appears overhead.) I used my last Yggdrasil.
Pimpymac: Dang.
Dustin: (a paper sign appears overhead before he disappears.)
Million: Don't worry, dear, I'll protect you. (a poring smile sign appears overhead.)
Natsumi: Hmm...
Taxi: ...
Taxi: I want
Taxi: A divorce.
Million: (an exclamation appears overhead and is quickly replaced by a sob sign.)
Million: BUT WHY???
Pimpymac: You're a kid. That's what.
Natsumi: I agree.
Million: But, Natsumi: You said I was Juliet!!!
Taxi: Look at the stars, look how they shine for you. *Coldplay*
Taxi: I can't be with a child, Million.
Million: I LUB U!!!
Pimpymac: Come, mobs, come.
Natsumi: (a sweatdrop sign appears overhead.)
Taxi: We're through!
Million: (a sob sign appears overhead, then a money sign replaces it.) Can I have that ring back, then?
Million: I really want an elemental weapon. (the money sign appears again.)
(Sweatdrops hang over Natsumi and Pimpymac's heads, and Taxi faces Million.)
Million: Thanks!
Million: I'm off to Prontera. See you around, dear. (exits the room from the bottom portal.
Natsumi: Hmm...that reminds me. I think I should store my flowers.
Natsumi: (a hand sign appears overhead as she follows Million.)
(A few seconds pass before Pimpymac sits next to Taxi.)
Pimpymac: How do you feel?
Taxi: I don't want to be a player no more. *Big Punnisher*
Pimpymac: (a sweatdrops sign appears overhead, before a music sign appears) ROFL. Do you always sing?
Taxi: Yeah. ^_^
Pimpymac: Fair enough.
Pimpymac: How about this song: I could sing of your love forever!
Taxi: *smiles*
Pimpymac: So, now that you're a free woman, how about we hang in Lutie sometime?
Taxi: Well...let me think.
(A split second passes, in which a lot of things around Midgard happens. Merchants sell pots for 50z, someone discovers a bot, and some wannabee swordsman is falling this very moment in a hole in the swordsman test.)
Taxi: Sure!
Taxi: Oh, wait! Gtg.
Pimpymac: Okay. Tomorrow night, then?
Taxi: Okay. Whisper me. ^_^ (Logs out.)
Pimpymac: Goodbye til later.
(Two argiopes appear and Pimpymac fights them.)
Pimpymac: STILL THE MAN!!!
(The argiopes win and Pimpymac falls.)
Pimpymac: Dang.
Edit: Some notes:
In-game, there was a woman and man who married and turned out to be 18 and 14. Needless to say, they divorced very quickly. =(
There is a guy that macs like crazy (lots of them), but the one that was in mind when writing this is anonymous. ^_~
Wizards rule. ^_^
Yeah, All the Small Things is a Blink 182 song title. They don't really rock, but their songs do.
A feminist-type girl (who was also a wife) DID get killed by a hunter fly and in the SAME way, so I pretty much was unoriginal there. X_X
To the RO people this was based upon, a thousand pardons. Please don't take this too seriously. ^_^
PS: Can you spot my Mary/Gary Sue/Stu? ? ? ^_^
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