All the Small Things:  The New Guild

(Outside Payon Cave in Archer Village sits a swordsman, a knight, an acolyte, a merchant, and archer. In a triangle facing each other sit the acolyte (Candy), merchant (Garnet), and archer (Odessa). In front of Candy within the triangle sits the swordsman (Pimpymac) facing her with heart signs overhead. The knight (Million) sits a few steps to the left.)



Candy: (a silence dots sign appears overhead). Men turn me off.
Pimpymac: (heart signs hang overhead). That's because you haven't found the right one to switch you on. =)
Garnet: Lol.
Candy: ...
Pimpymac: The second I met you, I knew I had to have you for dinner,
Pimpymac: Before lunch, and especially between meals, baby.
Million: Grow up, Pimp.
Pimpymac: Eh, I'm 21, Million.
Million: 16 here. I could take you on.
Odessa: Candy, have you decided our guild name?
Garnet: Oh, it took quite a dealing for that emperium. 
Million: Green belt just last week. Hehe.
Garnet: I had to give 200k and a date to that merchant. >.<
Candy: Don't worry, we'll supervise you two. Right, Odessa?
Odessa: *nods* Of course. Though, he did seem nice.
Candy: If he were nice, he wouldn't require a date.
Pimpymac: (a kiss sign with a heart hangs overhead). We can always skip to the fun, you know.
Garnet: (sits next to Candy and turns to her). I love you, Candy!
Million: (a laugh sign appears overhead). Hehe.
Candy: (turns head to Garnet). I love you, Garnet!
(Heart and kiss signs hang over Candy and Garnet's heads).
Pimpymac: ...
Odessa: *laughs*
Million: (a question mark sign hangs overhead). Are you guys in a party?
Pimpymac: Yeah. All guys.
Garnet: Ours is the COG.
Garnet: (music sign hangs overhead). Candy's our leader. ^_^
Million: I see.
Odessa: *nods*
Pimpymac: What's that mean?
Candy: Candy, Odessa, Garnet.
Million: (an exclamation sign hangs overhead). Oh.
Pimpymac: (heart signs appear overhead). Have you considered a harem, babes?
Candy: (silence dots appear overhead, before being replaced by a lightbulb sign).
Candy: That's it!
(A swordswoman (Taxi) spawns a few steps below the triangle).
Garnet: What is?
Candy: Yuri!
Odessa: You have a guild name?
Taxi: (walks up to Candy). Can I have a heal, please?
Million: What?
Candy: (stands and heals Taxi, then sits down).
Pimpymac: I've seen yuri.
Taxi: (A thank you sign hangs overhead). Man, I wish I had a tank.
Candy: No problem.
Candy: Our guild will be the Yuri guild.
Million: What's Yuri?
Pimpymac: Kid, you don't want to know.
Taxi: We can always play by ear, but that's the deal my dear. *Shakira*
Odessa: All women?
Garnet: Great idea! ^_^
Million: I WANT TO KNOW!!!
Odessa: Yuri is a female-female relationship.
Million: Oh.
Taxi: Well, I'm off to brave Zombies again.
Garnet: I can make an emblem with two female signs. ^_^
Pimpymac: ...
Million: Hehe, you want me to tank?
Taxi: (a music sign appears overhead). Sure!
Taxi: By the way, I'm 20. How old are you?
(Taxi and Million walk off to the left into the cave).
Candy: So, how about it, Odessa?
Odessa: I don't know.
(A ways off to the right in Archer's Village stand a swordsman (Herbert) and thief (Bob).)
Bob: You have nothing to fear, Ert. Women are like plants.
Bob: All that has to be done is some singing and feeding. ^o^
Herbert: Um...oh....I donno.
Bob: How about this. Sit next to a girl, and I'll whisper you some lines. How about it?
Herbert: Oh...um...reelly? I dunno.
Bob: Belive me. I wooed that mage Sage awhile back.
Bob: She nearly took me in that instant. ^o^
Herbert: Oh..um....
Bob: C'mon. What could possibly go wrong?
Herbert: ...Ohkay.
(Back to the left).
Pimpymac: I think I'll go level.
Pimymac: If you girls ever want a foursome, whisper me. =)
Candy: ...
Garnet: Lol.
Pimpymac: (a greetings sign hangs overhead). Cya. (walks into the cave).
Odessa: So what are you going to do about that date with the merchant, Garnet?
Candy: We'll go together.
Candy: And, we'll make it VERY clear what sort of guild we are.
Garnet: Yeah.
Odessa: I dunno...about joining a Yuri guild.
(A swordsman (Herbert) walks in from the right and pauses in front of the triangle, then sits next to Odessa, followed by a thief (Bob) who sits a few steps away).
Candy: (turns head toward Herbert with the silence dots hanging overhead). ...
Garnet: Hmm...
Bob: C'mon, Ert!
Herbert: Umm....Odesssa...may Ii remark upun somethinng?
Odessa: (a poring smile hangs overhead). Okay.
Herbert: The second I sawe you, I new God-Poiing had sarved the mold from wich
Herbert: Hee created youi, and maade a clohne of it to poot upon a peddestool.
Garnet: (a laugh sign hangs overhead). Lol.
Bob: ^o^. Continue, my man.
Candy: ....
Herbert: Yuu are like the starrs. To lose yourr shiine, teh world wuild go darkk.
Garnet: Aww.
Candy: ...
Herbert: Um...I knouw weeve only met four a breef time, butt I think I've fellen fore you.
Odessa: (a heart sign hangs overhead). How sweet!
Herbert: Sheel be in your pants tohnight, stuhd.
(Candy, Garnet, and Odessa have simultaneous exclamation mark and question mark signs hanging overhead. Herbert and Bob both have sweatdrop signs overhead).
Candy: (dark clouds hang as head turns to Herbert). What the bloody? ? ?
Garnet: (mirrors Candy and turns to Herbert). Pervert!
Odessa: Ugh.
Candy: When PK comes out, Herbert, RUN!
Odessa: You know, Candy, you're right.
Garnet: Pervert! >:|
Bob: Uh, guys, it's not his fault.
Odessa: We're better off going Yuri. 
Herbert: (a sweatdrop sign hangs overhead). Um...oh...I'm sory...
Bob: I fed Ert the lines.
Candy: ...
Garnet: (turns to Bob). Pervert!
Bob: (a sweatdrop sign hangs overhead). Well, ladies, we gotta fly. ^o^
Herbert: ...
(Bob goes into the cave and Herbert follows).
Garnet: You mean it, Odessa, about joining? ^_^
Odessa: Yeah. 
Odessa: But who'll be our lovers?
Candy: (turns to Garnet). I love you, Garnet!
Garnet: (turns to Candy). I love you, Candy!
Odessa: *laughs*



Extra Notes:

I know, another short, very short and shoddy story with little interaction nor characters, but it just popped into mind after hearing about a Yaoi guild somewhere in RO a few days back...Hoo hoo hoo. (Update a few days later: I actually met two members of the alleged yaoi guild, a guy and girl. For information on it, visit this article on www.ro-daily.com : http://rodaily.gameheader.net/ibforum/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=51&s=921ac6587045a5cca44528d5e6285bff ).

Again, Wizards just own.

Boa, Justin Timberlake, and Goo Goo Dolls were mostly playing in the background. I'd definitely recommend Cry Me a River, which you've probably heard by now. =)

PS: Sorry so much! ! ! to the people this was based on...OH_HO...It's just that I'm usually VERY unoriginal with characters...OH_HO.