All the Small Things:  Wedding Plans in Lutie

(Somewhere within Santa's house are a Wizard, Assassin, Priest, Priestess, Blacksmith and Knight crowded around the beds. The Assassin (Natsumi) sits adjacent to the Priest (Wendel) on one bed, while the Blacksmith (Rocki) to the Priestess (Adrianne) on another. Below to the left and right of the couples sit a Wizard (Dustin) and Knight (Herbert).)

Wendel: (an exclamation mark hangs overhead) You're marrying today?
Rocki: Yeah. We've been engaged for 3 days.
Adrianne: (a poring sign appears overhead) Yup. 
Natsumi: That's great guys.
Dustin: ...
Herbert: Umm...
Herbert: (a thumbs up sign appears overhead). Con.glats!
Wendel: So, who's your priest going to be?
Natsumi: And the bridesmaid and best man?
Herbert: Congrates*
Dustin: ...
Rocki: I dunno. Was thinking you, chum. (turns head towards Wendel).
Rocki: That is, if you'll have us.
Adrianne: Of course, Dusty MUST be the best man. We've known him since novice.
Herbert: Umm...cooll. :)
Rocki: Yeah, and Sage'll be our bridesmaid.
Natsumi: She's coming here, right?
Dustin: ....
Wendel: (the music sign appears overhead). I'd be glad to.
Rocki: Great.
Adrianne: Dusty, do you have Meteor Storm, yet?
Dustin: (turns towards Adrianne). Yes, up to 4.
Herbert: Oh...coole.
Adrianne: Perfect! It'll look like confetti at the wedding. (a poring sign hangs overhead).
Natsumi: (a poring sign is overhead). Anyone up to level 65?
Wendel: (has a heart sign) Honey, I am. =)
Dustin: ....
Herbert: Um...wow! :)
Herbert: I'm only levell 55.
Rocki: 65 here. Adrianne's 60. Hey, Dustin,
Natsumi: You just became a knight?
Wendel: (does the victory/peace sign). Awesome, man.
Rocki: (turns head to Dustin). What you up to?
Herbert: Oh...um...yeah. :)
Dustin: ...
Natsumi: Great, just yesterday?
Adrianne: (turns head towards Dustin). Dusty, what level are you?
Dustin: Addy, I'm 72.
Herbert: Oh,...um...oww.
Rocki: (an exclamation point appears overhead). No kidding?
Wendel: I see. =)
Natsumi: So, it is true. Wizards do own in PVP.
(A Wizard named Sage comes in with a greeting sign overhead. She sits down next to Herbert with a heart sign.)
Wendel: Nah. 8 of the top 10 are Assassins. =)
Herbert: Um...uh....helloo. :)
Rocki: Hi, Sage.
Sage: (with a heart sign overhead). You know, I never noticed how handsome knights were,
Sage: Until now. <3
Adrianne: (has a sweatdrop sign overhead).
Natsumi: Lol.
Dustin: ...
Sage: Hello, Rocky dear. So what's the big news?
Adrianne: (turns to Rocki.) Would you like to announce it, honey?
Rocki: We're getting married today, Sage. (a thumbs up sign hangs overhead.)
Wendel: I get the priest rites. =)
Sage: (a silence dots sign hangs overhead for a few seconds).
Natsumi: Sage?
Sage: Rocki, can I whisper you?
Adrianne: (a silence dots hangs overhead, replaced by a dark cloud.) NO! What you have to say, say it to us both!
Dustin: ....
Natsumi: What?
Adrianne: (a poring smile hangs overhead). You're going to be our bridesmaid, of course, Sage?
Adrianne: Dusty's our best man.
Dustin: Addy, actually...
Rocki: (a silence dots sign hangs overhead). What the? What's wrong now???
Sage: Rocky, dear. I'll just whisper you. I have to help someone level.
Adrianne: OH< NO YOU WON'T!
(Sage exits with a greetings sign overhead, leaving Adrianne with dark clouds overhead, and Rocki and Dustin with silence dots signs. Wendel, Herbert, and Natsumi have sweatdrops hanging overhead.)
Herbert: Um...so...anione watcched that new Master of the Bracelete movy?
Natsumi: Oh! Lemmingsa was so amazing. Do you remember the part where he used the semi-automatic on all those Kobolds?
Wendel: Man, I wish I had a videocam for that. =)
Rocki: Why the hell aren't you being our best man???
Dustin: ...
Adrianne: Dusty?
Adrianne: ...
Adrianne: Whatever you say, please don't whisper it.
Wendel: God-Poing! Watch out guys!
Dustin: Addy, I...
(5 Elder Branches spawn around Rocki and Adrianne).
Natsumi: (starts to fight the branches) Lousy! How dare they summon monsters in Santa's house?
Herbert: (joining in.) Oh...um...how much exxp do thiese thungs give?
Adrianne: Darn, I'm out! 
Dustin: Addy! Hang on!
(Adrianne falls, and shortly after, Rocki does.)
Rocki: (a heart sign hangs overhead.) Adrianne.
Adrianne: (mirrors with a heart sign.) Rocki.
Rocki: Adrianne.
Adrianne: Rocki.
Rocki: Adrianne.
Dustin: ....
Adrianne: Rocki.
Herbert: Tamahorme! Miacka! Tamahome! Maika! 
Natsumi: Lol.
Herbert: Oh...um...helpp! (falls just as Meteor Storm wipes the branches out.)
(Adrianne disappears.)
Wendel: Doh! I could've rezzed her. (Resurrects Rocki, then Herbert.)
Natsumi: I'm almost levelled up.
Rocki: She whispered me just now. Accidentally pressed the wrong command.
Herbert: Umm...thanks, Wen!
Rocki: Yeah, gracias, man.
Wendel: (a victory/peace sign hangs overhead.) No problem. =)
Dustin: (Walks towards the exit.)
Natsumi: Where are you going, Dustin?
Dustin: ...
Wendel: Out with it. =)
Dustin: I have to talk...to someone.
Rocki: It's Adrianne, isn't it? (dark clouds hang overhead.)
Dustin: ...
Herbert: Oh...um...
Herbert: I thunk I'll go two. Gatta levell. :)
Rocki: Answer me!
(Dustin and Herbert exit, followed quickly by Rocki who has dark clouds hanging overhead.)
Wendel: It's been awhile since I've conducted a wedding ceremony. =)
Natsumi: Hmm...
Wendel: What's up, honey?
Natsumi: Are you sure,
Natsumi: That there will be one in the first place?
Wendel: I wasn't talking about Adrianne and Rocki. =)
Wendel: Surely you would have picked up on that. 
Natsumi: (a question sign hangs overhead.) I'm clueless.


Extra Notes:

Hmm, there was a couple that were happily engaged, but...bah. I can't give away that information, sorry. X_X

Wizards and Assassins rule, though I play a Knight in-game.

Once again, deepest apologies to those who this is based upon. It's just that your RO characters are so darn interesting to write about. ^_^